18th Widows Web - dictated

[well_assembled]

I need someone fluent in the nuances of losses, and I need them right now.

I have a loss that is... inconvenient, and I need a work around or this is going to be really problematic.

If you have experience with this sort of thing please contact me.

Comments

[gottaknockhard]

[The 'nuances of losses'...]

You mean besides locking yourself in your room for a week?

[well_assembled]

Yeah, my room is over in Stark Tower,this place just loves to pull me back when it wants to mess with me.

[gottaknockhard]

[...Stark Tower? Is that in the castle?]

So you need a way to get there?

[well_assembled]

I need a way to function.

[Christ, she was going to have to get into details sooner or later.]

I can't wear clothes. Every time I try to put something on it just falls off me.

[gottaknockhard]

[The one day he decides to help someone.]

That's a first.

[raleighs]

[He doesn't but he's curious]

What's wrong?

[well_assembled]

I have some sort of clothing loss, I can't wear them.

[raleighs]

... wow.

Have you tried wrapping a sheet around yourself?

[well_assembled]

Yeah, sheets, robes, towels, drapes, poster, tapestry... as soon as I get something around me that covers me it literally falls out of my hands.

[raleighs]

Maybe someone could drop some food off for you?

[the_effect_she_has]

I ... have no idea. I've never had a real loss, except recently when I lost my personality.

[well_assembled]

This is just annoying. It's almost worse than having something serious as a loss.

[the_effect_she_has]

What do you need?

[well_assembled]

A way to cover myself, the castle has decided I can't wear clothes.

[the_effect_she_has]

Bedsheets? [Because that seemed to be the most practical and the closest.]

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

Well I've had plenty of experience with losses, but I wouldn't go as far to say I'm fluent in the subject.

What's the deal?

Dictated

[well_assembled]

The castle gave me a loss so that I am nude, anything I try to wear falls off.

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

Oh.

[A very long pause as she tries to simultaneously wrap her brain around this information while also erasing any mental image that might have sprung to mind.]

That's... new and unfortunate. Have you tried wrapping up in towel?

[well_assembled]

One of my first ideas, doesn't matter what I try, it falls off.

Dictated

[putuporshutup]

Depends. What did Wonderfuck do now?

Dictated

[well_assembled]

Became my stylist, I can't wear anything. At all. It all just falls off.

Dictated;

[putuporshutup]

[Meg tries to stifle the laughter, she really does, but no dice.]

Uh... can you wear stuff that isn't regular clothing?

Dictated;

[well_assembled]

Not that I've found. Towels, sheets, curtains, shower curtain, bath rug, throw pillows..seriously nothing is working.

[fairlyclassichim]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did I overhear that you can't wear clothes?

[He's laughing. And he's not even sorry.]

Uh, why not just hang out with someone who doesn't care if you're dressed or not?

[well_assembled]

Yes because so many people are comfortable with that and it won't lead to problems.