18th Widows Web - dictated

[well_assembled]

I need someone fluent in the nuances of losses, and I need them right now.

I have a loss that is... inconvenient, and I need a work around or this is going to be really problematic.

If you have experience with this sort of thing please contact me.

Comments

[the_effect_she_has]

Bedsheets? [Because that seemed to be the most practical and the closest.]

[well_assembled]

Tried that, they fall if I tuck or knot them and fall out of my hands if I try to hold them.

Stupidest loss I've heard of yet.

[the_effect_she_has]

I'm guessing towels have the same effect?

[well_assembled]

Yes, everything has so far. Even throw pillows.

[the_effect_she_has]

[...Even throw pillows!?]

This is definitely one for the books. I ... think you might be trapped.

[well_assembled]

More or less the same conclusion I came to.

[the_effect_she_has]

Have you a problem with nudity? [She knew people who didn't.]

[well_assembled]

Not a problem with it in essence, but I'd rather not deal with those that do.

[the_effect_she_has]

Considering how many would ... I can see why you would want to keep it to yourself.