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[Locked to Church, Tucker, and Tex]

I know I've been a little preoccupied this month. [Or he had one of those periods where the castle doesn't let him out of his room. It's one of those... He'd never admit it to these guys though.] Mind giving me an update on what's been going on in the castle lately?

Not the minor stuff. Just the important things.

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Not much... dragon, lumpy corpse monster, Tex is a rotten bitch. Same old, same old.

Good to know things don't change, Church.

Pretty reliable...

(Wash)

Oh, I'm also locked up in the basement for murder... so that's a thing.

[Church]

Please tell me that's a joke...

Right, because if there's one thing you know me for it's my sense of humor.

Nothing new, castle is still filled with fools and idiots. But maybe one less now.

Of course it is. But who is gone now?

No one worth worrying about, the castle seems to enjoy bringing back dead idiots.

[That voice filter is just as unsettling as it always was.]

Bringing back dead idiots is just business as usual here, Tex. I've seen years of that.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Mushroom Monster.

...

Mushroom monster?

Mushroom monster. I had to set fire to my room to kill it. It was a bitch, man. Serious. Bitch.

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