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rose: entertain marine life
[Dictated, in a tense, immensely irritated voice: ]
If anyone has use for a veritable arsenal of marine life -
[There's a faint sloshing noise, and anyone on the fourth floor will see a door open up to let out a stream of ocean water, seaweed, and one grumpy sea turtle. A very wet young girl in a bathrobe follows.]
- I believe I can be of service.
If anyone has use for a veritable arsenal of marine life -
[There's a faint sloshing noise, and anyone on the fourth floor will see a door open up to let out a stream of ocean water, seaweed, and one grumpy sea turtle. A very wet young girl in a bathrobe follows.]
- I believe I can be of service.

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Well, likely there would not be here... but perhaps if there were an ocean nearby that regularly produced sea creatures, there would be.
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I'm afraid I can't attest to the verity of that suggestion, having never seen an ocean here.