[Dictated - Open to Katniss or Anne] [Baby!Plot]

[the_effect_she_has]

[The journal falls open, and a faint burn marks show on the edges of the page. There are sounds - sounds like crashing and slamming, and yes. Cursing. A great deal of cursing that suddenly became words.]

Come - back ... down here you damned bird! No, stop! Stop! Not the curtains! Don't set fire to the curtains! Sit! Stay! ARGH!

[Then there is the sound where she turns and yells across the room.] ANNE! Get out here and help me! You have got to help me! This thing is setting fire to everything!

[There was another crash, and Katniss sighs as a few more burn spots appear on the page.]

...I hate this castle...

Comments

[the_effect_she_has]

Katniss. Everdeen.

[He should laugh because it was goddamned hilarious, that's what it was.]

Well, I owe you.

[deadlybanker]

[Had he witnessed the prim and proper Anne Boleyn getting her dunking it might have been impossible not to.]

You will owe me if it works, if it doesn't you will be no better off than you are now.

[The adventures in Cerberus wrestling begin as he starts off on his quest for the protective oven mitt! By far one of the stranger adventures he's been on.]

[the_effect_she_has]

[Truthfully, the one reason Katniss hadn't was because she was standing in the room with her, and did not want to be murdered.]

Fair enough. Hopefully, we'll see you soon.

[deadlybanker]

Fino ad allora. I will try to be quick.

[(Until then.)

A few misadventures would have him knocking of her door... not so very quickly after all, but he would be able to offer her and her unfortunate partner each a pair of oven mitts once he finally did arrive.]

[the_effect_she_has]

Whatever is left of us? Will be here.

[Katniss throws open the door, and there's a pile of meat on the floor, Ashura in the corner and yes, a drenched Anne. Katniss herself is dusted with ash and sweat.]

Please tell me you have oven mitts.

[deadlybanker]

[The choas inside the room is given a quick smile before the mitts were held up for her to take... and the small three-headed puppy at his heel was given a disapproving look to prevent it's going in and adding to the mess.]

I hope they will be of some use. You've had quite the time with that one.

[the_effect_she_has]

[Katniss let out a sigh of relief, as she took the mitts from him, and tried not to twitch at the dog.]

Right, here we go.

[She slipped them on, and slowly headed towards the baby phoenix.]