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April Ludgate ([personal profile] nooooo) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2014-06-03 02:01 pm
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[April woke up three hours ago, and she has no idea what's going on.

Okay, so that's not 100% true. She's explored her room and scanned the journal, so she has an extremely basic idea (sitting in what looks like a really fancy hotel room, in possession of a weird communal journal that doesn't seem to obey the laws of physics, something big involving a lion happened a few days ago), but beyond that? Absolutely no clue.

Right now, the journal is the most interesting thing. It's definitely the most unusual, and so she figures that if she wants her other questions answered, it's her best bet.

Especially because it seems like people are using it to communicate. Somehow.

First she has to test it out, though. She could introduce herself to everyone, or write an impassioned plea for information, or start screaming her head off about having been kidnapped. But... nah. Instead, she'll do this:]




[OOC: If you want your character to play tic-tac-toe with her, just save the image to your computer and draw in their O! Or, if you can't/don't want to do that, you can tell me which spot their put their O in and I'll fill it in myself.]
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She's just putting the finishing touches on two whiskey sours when April walks in. Wouldn't have wanted them to get watered down, after all. She looks up and gives the girl a once over, nodding at her and greeting her in a flat tone.]

Hey.
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly the beginning of a beautiful series of monotone exchanges that could not possibly evolve into something that either of them are bothered enough to care about. She chuckles and slides one of the drinks over to the other girl with a smirk.]

I'll make sure to fistbump the next pigeon I see.

[She nods sideways at the engraved sign on the bar, as if to say "Duh, why the hell else would that be there," but she's playing nice for now. The whole place is actually totally amazeballs since the castle got a face lift and made all her dreams come true~

Not that she's bragging. /cough]


Sure is. I inherited the place so I can't take credit for the name, but I wasn't about to step on the toes of a castle legacy. Besides, it's kinda badass.
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Right?

[She takes a drink too, casually leaning one elbow on the bar. She does love showing off her baby, so to speak.]

I'm Meg, by the way.
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Look how many fucks Meg gives about carding anyone:




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Just shy of a year. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. It's been a hell of a ride, but I'm dead back home [Besides being well... undead] so this is pretty much it for me.
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[shhhhh darling you have the most awesome tour guide]

Nah.

[just

dropping this tidbit and her eyes go black as she casually sips her drink

ain't no thang]


Just a demon.
Edited 2014-06-08 01:56 (UTC)
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Really, 'cause I shacked up with the last angel who was here.

[Dead serious. There's a pang of sadness as she says it, but really, she's gotta be able to joke about this if she's ever going to move the fuck on with her life.]

Don't always swing that way, but you know what they say about opposites.
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Relax, sweetheart. I can tell you're full of shit, and I'm not too big on dating mere mortals.

[Really, she's dead serious.]

Anyway, what's your deal?
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least she's a smart human. A+ rare find.]

I dunno. What were you doing before you got sucked into this crazy alternate universe?
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a euphemism for being a hooker? There's no judgement here, April. This is a safe space
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh what a convenient time to show her how the wishing crap works. She snaps her fingers as if calling a butler - and boy is she probably gonna pay for it later, but whatever. Bring it, castle.]

Oh Paradisa, if you could be so kind? A sword for the lady to swallow.

[Meg actually has wishing down to a science and doesn't need to speak aloud anymore, but she's making a point here. A point illustrated by ye olde shiny sword that appears on the bar out of thin air.]

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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[She shrugs and smirks]

You think I actually care what you believe? Please. I'm just showing off.

The wish thing is pretty cool, though. Give it a whirl.
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[personal profile] putuporshutup 2014-06-08 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
See, you've got it.

[But really, you're killin' her, smalls.

Think bigger, kid.]


FYI, I make stronger drinks than the castle does.

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