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[jimfromit]

[Somebody has been watching all the chaos take place via the journals. He's been greatly entertained.]

Oh this is more like it. The castle rarely disappoints with the regularity of its shows does it?

Hmm can’t see a show without dinner can you? A filet mignon steak dinner please?

[What follows next is the sound of something large and animal like crashing through a dining table with a loud animalistic scream. This is also accompanied by the sound of a Moriarty moving away from his dining table very very quickly.]

[A few minutes pass before he speaks again.]

A word of advice to you all...I think the chef might have lost his passion for the job.

Moooo. [Moriarty’s dinner feels the need to contribute.]

Oh shut up!

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Dictated

[demontobeloved]

[A familiar voice filters over.]

I take it you like your steak raw, huh?

Re: Dictated

[jimfromit]

"Glaring at his dinner" I think the castle might be trying to turn me Vegan.

Is there anywhere that’s actually safe at the minute?

[demontobeloved]

Considering the castle has Escer-fied my powers...

No.

[jimfromit]

So, I shouldn't do anything, go anywhere, or touch anything until this mess has ended?

God that’s going to be soooo boring!

[demontobeloved]

Well, you could go out and play with the pterodactyl. I'm sure he'd love a playmate.

[jimfromit]

Ehhh pass! I prefer the kind of pets that don’t leave mess.

And before you say anything daisy here isn’t a pet...She’s an inconvenience!

[demontobeloved]

Well, this one likes to clean up shiny stuff. Kinda the opposite, huh?

I just can't shimmer into the castle. Every time I try, I end up somewhere else outside.

[pacificate]

[ An amused scoff. ] Charming, isn't it?

[jimfromit]

Yes, charming and delightful! Can’t work out for the life of me why the castle has such negative nicknames!

Oh good it’s eating the Armani suits now...brilliant! [Voice dripping with so much loathing for the castle right now.]

[pacificate]

It can't eat away your good taste.

[jimfromit]

[Ah flattery, the way to Jim's heart...or at least whatever he has in his chest.]

Oh you've got me there. At least the castle has a good supply system...usually!

So then Mr Adrian, have you been lucky to escape any mishaps today?

[pacificate]

[ Oh yeah, super potent. And can you hear the disgust in his voice. ]

It gave me a bargain suit today. 70 percent off.

[jimfromit]

Aren’t you lucky?

The castles very big on sharing the fun isn’t it?

[youhavebeenflynned]

The castle is really wonky right now. My morning started with a cold shower and chocolate covered chips. [Harry is not amused with the castle's shenanigans.]

[jimfromit]

It certainly lives up to its reputation! Are you having any luck escaping the rest of this unpleasantness?

[youhavebeenflynned]

Besides melting corridors, giant squids and flying scissors? Yes, besides that I'm unscathed. [Smug smile.]

[jimfromit]

Good man!

Giant squids, pterodactyls and tigers...oh my!

Is it any wonder kids aren’t going to the zoo as much these days?

[youhavebeenflynned]

Pterodactyls...? [Stares in disbelief.]

[Snorts.] Nope.

[jimfromit]

So ive heard from Cole. Since I narrowly missed having a large cow land on my head I’m not exactly doubting him.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Don't let it turn you into beads.

[jimfromit]

Oh I won’t my dear. If anything I’ll turn it into beads to compensate for the Ancient carnelian sword beads it’s currently trying to digest.

[fishy_go_byebye]

You're my dear~

[jimfromit]

Honey I’m everybody’s dear until they annoy or bore me.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Like the mouse man. But without ants~

[jimfromit]

[Intrigued Jim is intrigued.]

And just who is the mouse man?