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[encryptedlock]

((ooc: backdated to this morning. Guess whose third anniversary is today?))

[...York doesn't even know why he's surprised anymore.

Hi, Paradisa.

There's a giant panda and a little red panda curled up in the lobby, looking forlornly at the tower stairs. How were they supposed to ask Carolina for help if they had to climb all of those? And why isn't there any bamboo nearby?]

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[dontpatr0nizeme]

I never wanted to hurt anyone, and instead, I fucked things up beyond belief.

Don't blame you for hating me for it.

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[York just gives him a sad panda look. He doesn't hate you, Wash, he's just mad and thinks you're stupid and also an asshole.

Well.

Okay, there's not really a whole lot of difference in practicality between those two. He reaches out a paw to take some of the peace offering.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

[Well, at least York is taking the peace offering and not attacking him.] I know you're probably still pissed at me...

Think you might be able to forgive me this?

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[He's a panda, man. Shaolin Panda aside, that makes it difficult to actually do any damage to someone.

He doesn't give a definite yes or no, just harrumphing out a large breath and looking down at the small pile of bamboo.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

[Here, have more bamboo, York. He's not done the peace offering if York is still hungry.]

[encryptedlock]

[Well...okay, fine. York's going to be hungry all week, though. He begins stripping the leaves off some of the bamboo to eat.

He gives Wash a side-eyed glance; is he only doing this because York can't argue back?]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You know, this would be easier if you could talk, York. Then again, I doubt you'd talk to me human.

Trying to make up for being an ass.

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[York turns away and makes a few grumbling panda noises as he eats. Well, better late than never, he supposes, but Wash is still a jerk for not even consulting him like that.

Still, it's hard to be mad while you're a panda.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You know, you really are adorable like that.

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[York gives him a warning growl. Warning for what? He's an herbivore....]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

Did you just growl at me?

I think the kitten that came out of my showerhead was more intimidating.

[encryptedlock]

[York swipes at him with some rather dull claws, though he sits back and gives a panda chuckle at the thought of Wash and a kitten.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Hey, cut that out or I'll set the kitten on you. I think it'd be an equal match.

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[York wiggles his butt at Wash. No way, he'd totally sit on a kitten.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

[Amused laughter.] Totally makes me feel better about the frog loss.

[alaspooryork]

[See icon for Delta reaction.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Cute, Delta. Really cute.

[alaspooryork]

[Hey, at least they don't have to eat crickets. They're going to be pretty tired of bamboo by the end of this, though.

Delta chitters this to Wash, who likely won't understand it.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You know, I don't speak panda.

[alaspooryork]

[Delta shrugs.]