paradisa | The Hundred Years' War actually lasted 126 years

[Today, anyone on Castlenet will find a new annoying game, sitting there, waiting to suck away all your time and energy. It seems a certain demon is feeling much better now, and is catching up on lost time by making the rest of the castle miserable.

There had been that business with Legato, of course, but he wasn't foolish enough to let people know he was involved in that. No need to get lectured by the do-gooders when he didn't want to be. He'd done his part, as far as he was concerned.

So, he's relaxing in the kitchen, a glass of wine beside him as he flicks through the journal]

You people have been far too tense about everything lately. Time to sit back an enjoy life a bit. Seriously, the castle messes us about enough, you don't need to mess each other about and add to it all. But it's human nature, you can't help it.

So I've given you a gift. To help you work through the meaning of life. It's on Castlenet right now. You have to play right through to the end to get the answer. [There is no answer]

You're welcome.

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Of course.

I'll be making the children cry any day now.

Try not to get a tooth ache with all the candy you'll be stealing.

Oh please, I won't eat those things myself. That's what sad little people around the castle are for. You know, the sort who'll pick up chocolates off the floor.