The Hundred Years' War actually lasted 126 years

[onlyanapple]

[Today, anyone on Castlenet will find a new annoying game, sitting there, waiting to suck away all your time and energy. It seems a certain demon is feeling much better now, and is catching up on lost time by making the rest of the castle miserable.

There had been that business with Legato, of course, but he wasn't foolish enough to let people know he was involved in that. No need to get lectured by the do-gooders when he didn't want to be. He'd done his part, as far as he was concerned.

So, he's relaxing in the kitchen, a glass of wine beside him as he flicks through the journal]

You people have been far too tense about everything lately. Time to sit back an enjoy life a bit. Seriously, the castle messes us about enough, you don't need to mess each other about and add to it all. But it's human nature, you can't help it.

So I've given you a gift. To help you work through the meaning of life. It's on Castlenet right now. You have to play right through to the end to get the answer. [There is no answer]

You're welcome.

Comments

[needtoruleit]

[..... D:]

...



It's probably a stupid game, anyway.

[onlyanapple]

What's the matter, Billy? Did they take away your computer privileges?

[needtoruleit]

Very funny.

[onlyanapple]

Oh come on, don't be like that. Word is, you'll be sprung in no time. They're getting bored of playing Judge and Jury.

[confidente]

How generous of you.

[onlyanapple]

What can I say? I'm a giver.

[confidente]

And to think I thought you were a greedy bastard.

[onlyanapple]

Oh, I am. I'll get bored of giving in a few hours and start taking again.

dictated

[save_the_souls]

A gift...?

[He sounds tired, but wary. Crowley doesn't do gifts what is this]

forever!

[onlyanapple]

Yep! You can check it out on my computer so long as you don't break it.

[You know, that sleek thing that looks like a porsche with a screen]

and ever!

[save_the_souls]

Ah-

That's okay...I'm still not really sure how to work those anyway...

[onlyanapple]

You're a teenager and you can't work a computer?

[Sigh] Well, I'm going to have to fix that, it's fundamentally wrong.

Crowley

[ironlady]

You're as generous as ever.

Caterina

[onlyanapple]

Well, someone has to do it, right?

Crowley

[ironlady]

Of course. I'm afraid I cannot enjoy it. I have no skill with computers.

Caterina

[onlyanapple]

Well, you obviously need to learn.

[solar_absorber]

...What's the catch?

[onlyanapple]

Are you suggesting that little old me would be cruel enough to give such a thing a catch?

[solar_absorber]

Do you want me to humor you, or do you want my honest answer?

[demontobeloved]

Ooh. Interesting.

It reminds me to log on every now and then.

[onlyanapple]

That's the aim.

[demontobeloved]

You always been able to program, or is this a new skill since getting here?

Voice

[jimfromit]

Its probably not as good as Angry birds.

forever!

[onlyanapple]

...Angry what?

[jimfromit]

Birds...it’s a fun game from back home on...well anything with a screen really. It involved trying to knock over poorly made buildings and pigs by launching various birds at them.

If any game taught you about the meaning of life it was that one.