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The Hundred Years' War actually lasted 126 years

[Today, anyone on Castlenet will find a new annoying game, sitting there, waiting to suck away all your time and energy. It seems a certain demon is feeling much better now, and is catching up on lost time by making the rest of the castle miserable.

There had been that business with Legato, of course, but he wasn't foolish enough to let people know he was involved in that. No need to get lectured by the do-gooders when he didn't want to be. He'd done his part, as far as he was concerned.

So, he's relaxing in the kitchen, a glass of wine beside him as he flicks through the journal]

You people have been far too tense about everything lately. Time to sit back an enjoy life a bit. Seriously, the castle messes us about enough, you don't need to mess each other about and add to it all. But it's human nature, you can't help it.

So I've given you a gift. To help you work through the meaning of life. It's on Castlenet right now. You have to play right through to the end to get the answer. [There is no answer]

You're welcome.

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Are you suggesting that little old me would be cruel enough to give such a thing a catch?

Do you want me to humor you, or do you want my honest answer?

Oh, please, always the most honest answer.

Okay then. Everything has a catch when it comes to you. You like stirring the pot.

It makes life more interesting, don't you think?

Sure. But that doesn't answer my question.

You're right, it doesn't. [Trolololol]

So are you going to tell me, or should I assume the worse?

I think the latter is always a good idea with me.

I feel for whoever has been tricked into trying your game.

One of these days they'll learn better.

Nah, by that time a whole new batch of idiots will show up for me to torment.

Maybe I should add a warning to my 'welcome to the castle' speech. Magical castle, grants wishes, beware of Crowley...

[He would love you forever if you did that]

Well, everyone really does need that warning.

Good, you agree then.

But aren't you worried it'll ruin your fun?

That's the good thing about fun, you can always find it in other places.

I recommend knitting. It's actually pretty relaxing.

I'm not an old woman, you know.

Neither am I. That doesn't make it any less enjoyable.

You knit? Do you make little cat booties?

Cute. And no, I don't. I'm working on a blanket right now actually. [Amongst other things.]

A blanket? Manly

If you like freezing your ass off at night that's your own business.

I don't like relying on the castle for every little thing.

Now, me. If the castle is giving free crap, who am I not to use it? Never gone bad for me in the years I've been here.

You're one of the lucky ones. Not everyone wants to chance it.

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That's the good thing about fun, you can always find it in other places.

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