The Hundred Years' War actually lasted 126 years

[onlyanapple]

[Today, anyone on Castlenet will find a new annoying game, sitting there, waiting to suck away all your time and energy. It seems a certain demon is feeling much better now, and is catching up on lost time by making the rest of the castle miserable.

There had been that business with Legato, of course, but he wasn't foolish enough to let people know he was involved in that. No need to get lectured by the do-gooders when he didn't want to be. He'd done his part, as far as he was concerned.

So, he's relaxing in the kitchen, a glass of wine beside him as he flicks through the journal]

You people have been far too tense about everything lately. Time to sit back an enjoy life a bit. Seriously, the castle messes us about enough, you don't need to mess each other about and add to it all. But it's human nature, you can't help it.

So I've given you a gift. To help you work through the meaning of life. It's on Castlenet right now. You have to play right through to the end to get the answer. [There is no answer]

You're welcome.

Comments

[demontobeloved]

Ooh. Interesting.

It reminds me to log on every now and then.

[onlyanapple]

That's the aim.

[demontobeloved]

You always been able to program, or is this a new skill since getting here?

[onlyanapple]

I'm a demon of the nineties, of course I've always been able to program.

[demontobeloved]

Aw, you're making me feel old.

Still, I always suppose there's time to learn stuff like this.

[onlyanapple]

I highly doubt that.

When you have an eternity or two, yeah.

[demontobeloved]

Well, I've got less than that, so I'd better learn what I can here before I forget it.

[onlyanapple]

Why bother, if you're only going to forget it.