WINTER WRAP-UP!

[rarities]

[Good morning, Paradisa! You know what today is. That's right, it's WINTER WRAP-UP!!! Now that you've gotten your note about your task -- put on your coats, scarves, and gloves, and get to work!]

CASTLE SHOVELING | CLOUD MOVING | WILDLIFE AWAKENING | PUTTING OUT THE FIRES | ICE SCORING | CASTLE SEED PLANTING | BIRD DIRECTING | BIRD NESTS | TOWER CLEANING | CITY STREET PLOWING | CITY FOOD PLANTING | ORGANIZATION TEAM

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Comments

[assassino]

[Pointedly]

Even then –– women are insatiable, can you blame them for seeking out men? What matters is that he cares only for you.

[molotov]

[She laughs despite herself.]

Women are the insatiable ones?

[assassino]

[Amused.]

Yes! Of course, men are insatiable, too, but not in the same way.

[molotov]

Well, everyone knows about the endless needs of men, so, please, enlighten me on the insatiability of women.

[assassino]

Women are naturally predisposed to carnal lust, and men are tempted by them. It is how they wield power.

Besides. Men are easily satiated. It is much trickier to satisfy a woman.

[molotov]

[Molotov is quiet for a moment, then actually doubles over with laughter, her cigarette falling from her fingers and tumbling to the ground below.]

Women are predisposed to lust? And men are only tempted?!

[She just can't take it.]

[assassino]

[W/e, lady, he's just glad he made you laugh, even if it's at his expense.]

What of it?

[molotov]

[She wipes a tear out of her eye, calming down.]

There is no way in hell that men are just "tempted" into sex. I highly doubt that prostitution would be such a strong industry if men were not seeking it out of their own accord.

[assassino]

I did not say that men do not seek it of their own accord, too, but it began with women being insatiable. And is prostitution not the best trade for a woman who enjoys sex?

[molotov]

Prostitution is illegal in most places, in my time. Pornography is the better option. What is your evidence to back up that idea that women are more predisposed to lust than men?

[assassino]

[Illegal? That's shocking, but he doesn't really know what pornography is.]

I suppose personal experience does not count as evidence...

[molotov]

Ah, you just drive women that crazy, Mr. Auditore?

[Molotov looks like she thinks that's hysterical.]

[assassino]

[amused... Not sure if being laughed at...]

That is not what I meant.

[molotov]

Then what did you mean? You must have some reason for saying men are only "tempted". Do women take advantage of you on a regular basis?

[assassino]

[Hey, don't insult his manhood :( ]

No, no.

Why am I arguing this? You seem set on telling me it is not true.

[molotov]

I would never tell you such a thing, darling. I merely wish to understand your thought process.

[But the teasing is strong in her voice.]

[assassino]

Well, in my experience, women are difficult to satisfy. It is a natural difference between men and women. I do not know why it is so, but it is easier for a man to achieve satisfaction than a woman.

[molotov]

[Snort] Biology and lack of effort. But I wish to know why you think women are any more inclined to carnal need than men are. Surely it would benefit everyone if men and women were evenly matched?

[assassino]

[shrug]

I never considered it.

[molotov]

There seems to be a lot you have never considered.

[assassino]

Well, why would I consider them? I thought these were universal truths.

[molotov]

Have you told any of the other modern women here that you think they are ovens for semen? Because I am rather shocked to think that I am the first person to enlighten you.

[assassino]

[Just the thought is embarrassing now.]

No! Madonna, please do not think I believe them to be mere tool for my use. They are very important to me.

[molotov]

To be fair, I suppose many men from your time would not talk to me at all, from my understanding.

[assassino]

That is true as well...