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[scourgeof8seas]

[Even though Mindfang's sleep schedule has been erratic at best, the lack of sun today has not escaped her notice. Of course, being of a nocturnal species, this does not bother her one bit. She lights a candle and skims through the journal entries, smirking.]

I fail to see why every8ody is so upset over the lack of sun.
Surely you other species are not so weak as to shut down 8ecause of a little darkness.

[As she shifts in her chair, she can hear something scrambling around in one of the darker corners of her room. She frowns, but as a gr8 pir8 captain, she keeps her cool.

For the most part.]

In fact, I 8elieve I shall take a stroll around the castle today to 8ask in the moonlight.

[And with that, she's out the door!]

((ooc: open through journal or hallways!))

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh don't you evven pull that shit I knoww wwhere this is goin' Mindfang an' I am not fallin' for it, first it's learn to fight wwithout the wwand then it suddenly becomes you pushin' me off a cliff in some fucked up delusion a yours that it's somehoww you doin' me a favvor.

I knoww your wways, both yours an' Vvrisks. Not gonna catch me out that easily.

[Yes he's that paranoid.]

[scourgeof8seas]

Why would I push you off of a cliff? That would be entirely counter-productive.

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

[Just...facepalming WHY IS THIS SO INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT]

Look, are you gonna givve it back or not?

[scourgeof8seas]

[She plucks it out of her hat and looks at it.]

I suppose I could... but what would be in it for me?

[caligulas_aquarium]

...wwhat the FUCK wwhy wwould I evven give you somethin' in exchange for somethin' that's already mine?

You can't evven use the damn thing!

[scourgeof8seas]

Perhaps not, but what reason do I have to return it? Especially when it makes such a lovely decoration.

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwell.

That's simple isn't it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[TOTALLY LUNGING AT MINDFANG IN AN ATTEMPT TO GRAB IT BACK FROM HER.]

[scourgeof8seas]

[Good news is that Mindfang is shocked enough that she loses her grip on the wand, sending it clattering to the floor.

Bad news is that she's still on edge from the weird sounds, so her next impulse is to draw her sword and thrust it in Eridan's general direction. It's not very well aimed, but it is still a pointy sword!]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[OH SHIT PIRATE SWORD.

Of course he isn't totally inept. After all, the sweeps of FLARPing with Vriska and his time spent hunting Lusus had to mean something.

He twists his body sideways and makes a short leap backwards, narrowly evading her weapon.

His cape, however, does not, and for the most part is ripped off of him, leaving only the part tied around his neck.]

Oh, fuck! My cape!

[scourgeof8seas]

[If there is anything Mindfang cares less about, it is Eridan's cape. For now, she's mostly steamed that he managed to pull one over on her. She shakes the sword to rid it of the torn part of the cape, then kicks the fabric aside.]

Let that serve as a lesson not to mess with your elders.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He'll just take that wand and gather up the remains of his cape.

Looking at it is just the most annoying thing right now ugh.]

Yeah, wwell, let that be a lesson to you that Eridan Ampora doesn't take shit from anyone.

Not evven you.

[scourgeof8seas]

[For a moment, she considers gutting the little seadweller for his cockiness, but as she's about to let her anger get the best of her, she hears something breathing down her neck. She casts a quick glance over her shoulder, eyes narrowing.]

I have bigger fish to fry.

[With that said, she begins to stalk off.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[yeah keep walkin grandma

He'll just go back to his room now since he's got what he wanted.

VVICTORY]