Oh my
God.
[Newt sounds incredibly exasperated. What in the world has occurred with him? Has he grown tired of this Pokemon world? Has his Lunatone finally annoyed him to the point of oblivion?]
[No, Newt is sounding as if he'd rather jump out a window at the moment than do what he's doing because he's just caught a Stunfisk when it leaped out at him from out of the water and knocked his glasses off. When he put them back on...well, he finally saw what it actually looked like.]
[And it wasn't what he was expecting.]
Stunfiiissssskkk.
[A huff.] Erm, why are there pancakes
with fins in this world? Can't they have, I don't know, normal fish? No, I just had to catch the one which looks like somebody flattened it with a steamroller.
[The Stunfisk spits a bubble, flapping uselessly in the small pond Newt caught it in.]
[And then there's an odd trilling sound, and Newt lets out a yell- the Dunsparce he caught a while ago is trying to scale his legs, burbling happily.]Oi, Nicholas, get off! You don't even have legs to climb me with!
[And there's the sudden sound of a commotion as he tries to pry the Dunsparce off of him and get him into his Pokeball. When that's done, he just lets out an annoyed sigh.]Really, this is...this is just ridiculous. And my Poketch Map function broke, so I have no idea where I am...
...Can't things go right for me, for a change?