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[secondchances]

Florence was pretty awesome, aside from the mobs burning things. Every place has its quirks, though, so I'll overlook that and say it was a nice little historical vacation. But I'm still upset that tomatoes weren't a thing back then.

Anyway, this is your friendly reminder to make good use of your toothpaste and mouthwash. Oral hygiene is your friend... especially this time of the year, and especially in Paradisa. Trust me.

[Purposely vague? Maybe a little. C'mon, it's no fun if EVERYONE knows!]

Chapter Sixteen [Dictated]

[thebestseller]

It's the first day of December, Paradisa, so it's time for me to try my hand at the 3rd overall Paradisa Betting Pool. The idea is that you try and guess what kind of crazy thing is going to happen to us this month, and whoever gets closest wins the pot.

I'm just going to use the rules Gary wrote down, since they seem reasonable.

1. Bets are for the first incident that will happen during the month of December.
2. I'll take bets for any amount from 1 to 100 Caisos.
3. Bets will be taken any time from now until the first event hits.
4. In the event that more than one person guesses correctly, the pot will be evenly split.
5. If nobody wins for the first event, I'll keep rolling the bets over til someone wins. In the event that nobody does for the entire month, the slate will be wiped clean, everyone gets their money back, and we can try again in January.

I'll be at the Death March til about 11 o'clock tonight if anyone wants to come by with their bets.