11 Delightful Diners- written in a disturbingly cheerful script

[hatesgoodbyes]

Well Hello everyone!

I know this is a busy holiday season and we're all running around like busy little beavers trying to get in all that last minute shopping and cooking and getting ready for guests.

I just wanted to say that should you need to borrow a cup of sugar, a roll of scotch tape or sit down to have a hot cup of coffee or cool cocktail to ward of the chill and stress in the air, our door is always open.

Dear friends and neighbors this is a hectic time of year, but don't let the flurries rain on your parade, your friends in the community will always be there to lend a hand.

Seventy Third Sip

[mal_addict]

[Maladict has not been a fan of this world change. Not one bit. The dress had been the first thing to go, luckily her dear 'husband' had clothes she could steal. Clothes that were too big for her, certainly, but at least they weren't dresses with vomit-inducing floral print on them.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the second she stepped outside, one of the neighbours had joked that a "little woman" like herself shouldn't be dressing like that, and whatever flights of fantasy will she get in her silly little head this time? Gosh, Maybe she should scoot back to the kitchen and whip up a nice pot roast.

The neighbour stopped laughing shortly after Maladict inserted a lawn flamingo in a rather unfortunate place on his person and suggested he keep his comments to himself.

And now, Maladict is sitting in the living room, watching the creepy, smiling children who she assumed belonged to her and Nikola by the way they kept calling them "Mom and Pop", hating everything about her current situation]

It's good to know that the castle can always be relied on to make a stupid holiday even stupider every year.

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Does anyone want some extra children? Mine keep expecting me to feed them or something.