16th sweater: a conversation heart

[bezazzled]

[Dictated in her sweetest voice]

Helloooooo, my dearest residents of the castle! This is Mabel Pines, and I have a special offer for you.

As you all know, Valentine's Day has come and gone. As you also know, not everyone enjoys the holiday as much as the next person. As such, I feel compelled to offer you solace and a way to escape the lingering reminders of the holiday.

So if anyone has any Valentine's Day candy that they don't want, feel free to give it to me! I am willing to do this out of the goodness of my heart so that you don't have to look at that candy and remember any heartache that you might be feeling.

I'm also talking to you, people who are on diets and/or watching their figure! Don't be tempted by the sight of that chocolate. You can give me your candy as well. I don't mind one bit. Let me remove that burden so you don't have to feel guilty or anything.

All candy can be delivered to room 421.

dictated + action; first hack

[keelahs]

I can't believe I'm expected to use this for means of communication...

[ The skeptical female voice comes over the journal, seemingly speaking to herself. However there is something off about it. Almost as if she is speaking through something other than the journal system (example here). ]

This is the thanks we get for defeating the collectors? I can't tell if we're supposed to be hostages here or not. If we are, they're not doing a very good job at it. From what I understand we're given room and board as well as means at communication? I can't think of a single organization that would be so hospital to their captors.

Hostage or not, I'd really rather not stick around and find out. If possible, I would really like to take the next shuttle out of here and return to my flotilla. I'd rather not waste anymore time than I already have trying to find my way out of here, nor do I trust the security of such a network.

That said, I'm looking for the rest of the crew I was with, particularly a human by the name of Shepard. If anyone sees or hears from her, tell her that Tali is looking for her. I can't imagine anyone could have gotten very far.

[ For anyone that wishes to bump into her and talk in person, she can be found generally roaming the halls, occasionally poking and touching seemingly random things. ]

Twenty snowflakes (Backdated to Feb 14)

[sugarwaffo]

Hello everyone! Today is Valentine's Day, a time when you tell all the people you know how much you love them. I hope you are ready! I know I am.

Buuut just in case you haven't gotten anything for them yet, I have just the thing. And you know what that is?

Sweets! Since chocolate making is such a big deal for this holiday, I think we should all make some. You can meet me in the kitchen!

[Sounds like a great plan, right? Except Sugar hasn't tried making chocolate on her own. Those who actually visit the kitchen will find a small mess already forming there. Two bowls are on the counter as well as a bar of chocolate, but another bowl has fallen to the ground. On the table is a book of recipes partially covered in a pile sugar since a bag has fallen over nearby. Underneath the sugar piles is... well, Sugar, who is desperately trying to dig her way out.

Someone probably should help her before she destroys the kitchen.]