Dictated [Baby Plot]

[beastisbeauty]

Um. I found an egg in my room. Not a normal egg...apparently it's a baby. I-I need to find Nita Callahan? I'm sorry, but apparently the child is hers as well. Has this ever happened before? This is not like last year.

Yay it's a... alien horror... whee. [accidental dictation]

[originalcopy]

[The sounds of bangs crashes and assorted other sounds of meyhem.]

Blarg! 

What? No!  Bad, get down from there!

Honk!   [Crash, smash, crunch]

Aw, come on!   [Dog barking]  Mason! Don't you start too!

Honk, honk blarg! 

Get that out of your mouth, young....

Burg!  [high pitched yipping sound]

Bad baby!  No biting the dog!  Bad!