026. [dictated]

[foolreversed]

[it's a while after Adachi discovered his new blank journal that he runs into another surprise: his Christmas present from the castle.

His just closed journal opens back up again as he falls back against his table, knocking it off]

H-How... What... How did you get here!?

[something actually replies back to him, and it sure doesn't sound human... or like any animal. In fact it is very screechy and just bizarre. But at least it sounds... happy?]

Scree!

No... no, no, no! You've gotta go back to where you came from, right now!

...screee?

Go! Oh geez if anyone finds you we are both so screwed.

[a brief silence. TIME TO GET MORE AGGRESSIVE.]

Go on! Get lost! Get the hell outta my sight!

[but then whatever-it-is just makes those screechy noises again. This time very distinctively UNHAPPILY, almost like crying. It also sounds like something just slithered away.]

No! Don't hide behind there! Crap... I'm sorry, I'm not rejecting you! Come on out? Be a good little-


(ooc: so because Adachi had literally nothing he could give a shit about back home, the castle gave him a tame, non-violent baby shadow as a pet. Basically he's got this.)

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[foolreversed]

[FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE ONE OF THE KIDS NO WHY]

N-Nothing, nothing! That was all nothing, okay!!

[punk_cute]

[He almost wishes Adachi could see his face right now, because he's sure his voice won't communicate the utter disbelief well enough.]

Seriously? It sure don't sound like nothing. In fact it kinda sounds like somethin' that shouldn't ever be here at all. I could be hearin' wrong--kinda hope I am--but why don't you explain this shit?

[foolreversed]

You're hearing wrong! [uhhhh ohhhh Adachi your voice is getting all defensive in that tell tale way it tends to when you know you're fucked] You're definitely hearing wrong! And even if you weren't I can't explain shit! Things aren't always my fault!

[punk_cute]

[Patience and keeping his temper in check have never been his strong points.]

Lyin' ain't gonna do a damn thing, 'cause I can tell you're lyin' your ass off right now. And maybe you can't explain shit, but you can see what's makin' those noises, can't you?

1/3

[foolreversed]

Well not anymore I can't! So what does it even matter, huh?!

If you wanna know what it is so bad you'll have to find my room and break down the-

[foolreversed]

[wait]

...door...

...

[foolreversed]

[SHIT HE FORGOT

KANJI ACTUALLY KNOWS WHICH ROOM IS HIS

FUCK

FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[punk_cute]

[Yeah, and not long after there's a knock at Adachi's door, and Kanji's voice. He sounds kind of amused.]

So, you really want me to start breakin' it down or what?

[foolreversed]

[fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck]

Ah... haha... you didn't think I was serious, right? Haha...

[WHAT ARE THE PROBABILITIES OF SURVIVAL IF HE JUMPS OUT THE DAMN WINDOW HE WONDERS...]

[punk_cute]

Nope. But I'm callin' your bluff. You gonna tell me what's going on, or do I see how quick I can see for myself?

[He actually wouldn't break the door down, but setting up camp for a while until Adachi tells him what the heck is going on.]

[foolreversed]

[rubs his face oh god]

If I let you look in my room will you just drop the subject!?

[punk_cute]

You don't even gotta do that. Just tell me what you're freakin' hiding or whatever.

[foolreversed]

You won't believe me no matter what I say anyway!

[punk_cute]

Do you really freakin' know that? If I didn't believe you a little about shit, I really woulda broke down your damn door already!

[foolreversed]

[groaning very loudly]

Guess there's no helping it... [maybe it'll be easier to do figure out what to do if... one of the kids knows ugh why world why

He opens the door and peaks his head out looking fairly disgruntled]

I'll only tell you under a few conditions!

[punk_cute]

[Kanji has his arms crossed and is looking pretty intimidating, but he nods, all seriousness.]

Then get namin' 'em.

[foolreversed]

One! [he holds out his hand, one finger up] No beating me up for this!

Two! [second finger goes up] Don't attack it! I can't be hold responsible for the way it might react if you do!

Three! [aaaaaaaaand the next finger] Don't go getting that annoying senpai of yours all up on me either!

Are we clear?

[punk_cute]

Oh shit.

[He doesn't look happy at all. In fact he looks pretty worried.]

But yeah, we're clear. If it attacks me first though, I'm gonna defend myself.

[foolreversed]

Okay.

[deeeeeep breath

He opens up his door, and not far away is the little shadow, who apparently decided that one of Adachi's shoes was the perfect play toy

It freezes though when it sees Kanji]

[punk_cute]

[He freezes too, just staring at the tiny shadow and Adachi's shoe. Then he gives Adachi the most uncertain look.]

Is it...yours?

[foolreversed]

I... guess so? I don't know I just found him in my laundry! And he flipped out when I tried to put him back in a TV...

[the Shadow looks at Adachi, then to Kanji, then back to Adachi before returning to shoe shenanigans. YOUR CONVERSATION IS ALREADY BORING TO HIM]

[punk_cute]

He... looks real harmless.

[He stares awkwardly at the shadow playing with the shoe. He's caught between the cute and 'oh shit this is a dangerous thing!']

Never thought I'd say it, but he's cute. Super cute. You think this is one of the things the castle does or whatever?

[foolreversed]

The... castle? [GUESS WHAT NEVER CROSSED HIS MIND TILL NOW]

I... maybe? I don't know. I assumed he just... found a way out of the TV on his own or something, but when I looked in there it looked really deserted...

[punk_cute]

Well, if it's lookin' all deserted, maybe it is the castle screwing with you.

He's so little... Guess he couldn't do much damage if he went wild. But you'll keep him away from people, right? Or...without keepin' a close eye on 'im, I guess.

['cause he doesn't want to make it so Adachi can't ever invite friends to his room or anything.]

[foolreversed]

[friends what friends]

Of course I will! I'm worried about his well being too after all. I don't need people trying to kill him because "LOOK IT'S A MONSTER". [missing the point adachi]

...Although he's been good so far. Fluttershy was here earlier helping me out and he feel asleep right against her. Then Jos- er. Some other guy was in here too and things were fine.