05-Bitchy voice (Backdated to yesterday.)

[jimfromit]

Ugh the rain, the rain... It's just liquid precipitation you idiots, not the end of the world.

Have your lives become that dull that you've resorted to giving each other weather reports to add colour to your existence here?

Can't you all talk about something less mundane?

[ Moriarty is a Consultant crankypants today, It might have something to do with the fact he collapsed recently despite him usually being quite healthy. This is also before the water reached biblical levels.]

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[needtoruleit]

Uh... it might have something to do with the fact that we had a giant flood last year.

[oh, wait] Or was it the year before...

[jimfromit]

You mean the castle recycles its old material like a bad stand up comedian?

How uninspiring.

[needtoruleit]

I guess buildings aren't known for their powers of creativity?

[jimfromit]

Isn't that supposed to be the point of a magic castle though?

[needtoruleit]

Hey. If you find out what the point of a magic castle is, lemme know.

[jimfromit]

I thought it was to bring wonder, amazement and all your dreams come true?

Or do I just read too many fairy tales?

[needtoruleit]

I never was one for fairy tales, I guess.

And, if that's the case, then this one is the suckiest magical castle ever.

[jimfromit]

After a few months of living here, I think Hans Christian Andersen has a lot to answer for.

[needtoruleit]

Yeah, it's been more like the Brothers Grimm. On acid.

[jimfromit]

Now there’s a horrific yet apt comparison.

[needtoruleit]

I think my subconscious has been working on that one for a while.

[ Jim Moriarty ]

[workaphilic]

Standard fare. They enjoy latching on to the most boring thing possible and talking about it for ages.

[But! More to the point:]

Not a fan of rainy days?

[Sherlock Holmes]

[jimfromit]

Ugh How do you cope?...I can literally feel my iq drop the more I hear this drivel.

[pauses]

I had a strange day yesterday...it's somewhat shortened my tolerance for the mundane.

[ Jim Moriarty ]

[workaphilic]

[He doesn't cope, most days. Sometimes he has to sit on the journal just to make sure it doesn't flip open and send him over the edge.]

Might want to develop a thicker skin, then. It only gets worse.

[Sherlock Holmes]

[jimfromit]

I'm going to go mad here aren't I?

["Madder than usual" is silently implied]

[ Jim Moriarty ]

[workaphilic]

I wouldn't rule it out as a possibility.