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ᴏᴏ2; ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ/ᴅɪᴄᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ.
[ you don’t need to know why they’re arguing. they’re just arguing. and you just caught them in the middle of it, yes. ]
holy shit you arent even trying
that was all but not deliberately embarrassing
ok youre clearly out of track here maybe you gotta start climbing up the echeladder
ahahahaha see that was a joke right there cause you obviously cant leave it to the pros k
I’M GOING TO PRETEND ALL OF THAT MADE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IOTA OF SENSE BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS STRUGGLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF INTELLIGENCE, YOU ESPECIALLY.
COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY I’M WILLING TO TURN THE OTHER FLESHY FACESPONGE TO THIS EMBARRASSING BOUT OF PATHETIC HISTRIONICS.
THEN AGAIN, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH YOUR ENTIRE LIFE CONTAINED RIGHT THERE IN THOSE LAST TWO FOREIGN LITTLE WORDS.
MAYBE I’LL JUST STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.
SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU NOT EXISTING.
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD.
AND THAT IN ITSELF IS SAYING A LOT BECAUSE EVERY IDEA THAT HAS EVER POPPED INTO MY PAN HAS BEEN A SHINING BEACON AMONGST ALL THE OTHER SINGULAR LESSER THOUGHTS SOMEHOW.
EACH ONE MORE AWE-INSPIRING THAN THE LAST.
MY SPARKLING INTELLECT ASIDE, IT’S JUST SAD HOW YOU THINK YOU CAN GO ON ABOUT THE OH-SO-SACRED ECHELADDER LIKE THAT WHEN YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU COULDN’T EVEN CLIMB A SINGLE STEP BY YOURSELF.
YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR INABILITY TO DO JACK SHIT.
IT TAKES A REAL FRIED LOBE STEAM TO NEED TO BE LEAD BY THE BLIND.
THEN AGAIN WE ALL ALREADY KNEW ABOUT YOUR CRIPPLING WEAKNESSES.
WHAT KIND OF INSUFFERABLE SHITSTAIN GETS SCARED OF A FEW SMALL DISTORTED PEOPLE MADE OUT OF FELT.
yeah ok except puppets are fucking gross its like you dont wanna deal with it so you keep bringing it up
smooth
youre a douche
also your grilfriend digs me thats an already established fact what else is there to say
ALRIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, SHE ISN’T MY GIRLFRIEND, NOT THAT THAT PARTICULAR NUGGET OF TRUTH IS ANY GOOD TO YOU BECAUSE EVEN IF SHE WAS, THAT WOULD BE NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS ANYWAY AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR FRAGILE CARTILAGE STUMP OUT OF MY LIFE BEFORE I BREAK IT OFF YOUR FACE.
SECOND, THAT WAS THE MOST TRANSPARENT SIDESTEP I’VE EVER SEEN AND I’M FLUSHING LIKE A VIRGIN GRUB IN UTTER MORTIFICATION AND DISBELIEF THAT ONE PERSON CAN POSSIBLY BE THIS LEVEL OF COMPLETELY SHITHIVE.
THIS IS COMING FROM THE TROLL WHO KNOWS THE TROLL WHO WENT AROUND DECAPITATING BODIES AND MAKING OUT WITH THEM, BY THE WAY, SO GETTING MY FACIAL STRUCTURE TO CONTORT IS AN AMAZING FEAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO GET YOU A FUCKING MEDAL MADE OUT OF SOME ABSURD PRECIOUS EARTH MATERIAL.
CONGRATULATIONS TO DAVE STRIDER, DISAPPOINTMENT TO AN ENTIRE SPECIES.
see this is me not giving a shit that youre up to your goddamn horns in blatant jealousy that your troll ladies got some standards
and youre obviously upset none of us cares about your shitty shipping chart come on could you be any less subtle about trying to fuck up my troll slash human thing over here like its some kind of shitty fanfiction
too bad no one gives a shit or two feedback comment deleted see you later
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what
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stop
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oh my god
[ the room is now successfully almost filled with puppets because karkat is a dick but that's not news to anybody. ]
holy shit you arent even trying
that was all but not deliberately embarrassing
ok youre clearly out of track here maybe you gotta start climbing up the echeladder
ahahahaha see that was a joke right there cause you obviously cant leave it to the pros k
I’M GOING TO PRETEND ALL OF THAT MADE EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IOTA OF SENSE BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS STRUGGLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF INTELLIGENCE, YOU ESPECIALLY.
COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY I’M WILLING TO TURN THE OTHER FLESHY FACESPONGE TO THIS EMBARRASSING BOUT OF PATHETIC HISTRIONICS.
THEN AGAIN, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH YOUR ENTIRE LIFE CONTAINED RIGHT THERE IN THOSE LAST TWO FOREIGN LITTLE WORDS.
MAYBE I’LL JUST STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.
SORRY, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU NOT EXISTING.
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD.
AND THAT IN ITSELF IS SAYING A LOT BECAUSE EVERY IDEA THAT HAS EVER POPPED INTO MY PAN HAS BEEN A SHINING BEACON AMONGST ALL THE OTHER SINGULAR LESSER THOUGHTS SOMEHOW.
EACH ONE MORE AWE-INSPIRING THAN THE LAST.
MY SPARKLING INTELLECT ASIDE, IT’S JUST SAD HOW YOU THINK YOU CAN GO ON ABOUT THE OH-SO-SACRED ECHELADDER LIKE THAT WHEN YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU COULDN’T EVEN CLIMB A SINGLE STEP BY YOURSELF.
YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR INABILITY TO DO JACK SHIT.
IT TAKES A REAL FRIED LOBE STEAM TO NEED TO BE LEAD BY THE BLIND.
THEN AGAIN WE ALL ALREADY KNEW ABOUT YOUR CRIPPLING WEAKNESSES.
WHAT KIND OF INSUFFERABLE SHITSTAIN GETS SCARED OF A FEW SMALL DISTORTED PEOPLE MADE OUT OF FELT.
yeah ok except puppets are fucking gross its like you dont wanna deal with it so you keep bringing it up
smooth
youre a douche
also your grilfriend digs me thats an already established fact what else is there to say
ALRIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, SHE ISN’T MY GIRLFRIEND, NOT THAT THAT PARTICULAR NUGGET OF TRUTH IS ANY GOOD TO YOU BECAUSE EVEN IF SHE WAS, THAT WOULD BE NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS ANYWAY AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR FRAGILE CARTILAGE STUMP OUT OF MY LIFE BEFORE I BREAK IT OFF YOUR FACE.
SECOND, THAT WAS THE MOST TRANSPARENT SIDESTEP I’VE EVER SEEN AND I’M FLUSHING LIKE A VIRGIN GRUB IN UTTER MORTIFICATION AND DISBELIEF THAT ONE PERSON CAN POSSIBLY BE THIS LEVEL OF COMPLETELY SHITHIVE.
THIS IS COMING FROM THE TROLL WHO KNOWS THE TROLL WHO WENT AROUND DECAPITATING BODIES AND MAKING OUT WITH THEM, BY THE WAY, SO GETTING MY FACIAL STRUCTURE TO CONTORT IS AN AMAZING FEAT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO GET YOU A FUCKING MEDAL MADE OUT OF SOME ABSURD PRECIOUS EARTH MATERIAL.
CONGRATULATIONS TO DAVE STRIDER, DISAPPOINTMENT TO AN ENTIRE SPECIES.
see this is me not giving a shit that youre up to your goddamn horns in blatant jealousy that your troll ladies got some standards
and youre obviously upset none of us cares about your shitty shipping chart come on could you be any less subtle about trying to fuck up my troll slash human thing over here like its some kind of shitty fanfiction
too bad no one gives a shit or two feedback comment deleted see you later
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what
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stop
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oh my god
[ the room is now successfully almost filled with puppets because karkat is a dick but that's not news to anybody. ]
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please let this not be real
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BLACK ROMANCE IS AN IMPORTANT ASPECT OF TROLL CULTURE.
THE CONCUPISCENT QUADRANTS ARE THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT QUADRANTS.
GETTING THEM FILLED IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY TO REACH ADULTHOOD.
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obviously i had to step up and make shit clear
youre welcome
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YOU'RE JUST NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATING EVERYTHING.
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its like why would i be all redundant and try to help you out come on
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youre still talking
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YOUR SKILLS OF OBSERVATION ARE ASTOUNDING.
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that is the most blatant attempt at changin the subject i havve evver seen
thinkin about it noww its actually a pretty predictable movve on your part considerin howw many flippin tangents you go off on durin your little speeches there
in fact its a pretty consistent tactic a yours to focus the attention a evverythin towwards the person youre talkin to
wwhats the real problem here did the human kid reject you
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I NEVER PROPOSITIONED HIM, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF EMPTY GLUBS.
YOU AND I REALLY NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ON NOT BEING COMPLETELY DISGUSTING BECAUSE MY POOR BATTERED BILE DUCTS CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS MERCILESS ABUSE.
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you deny evverythin then go back to the topic a me
an as flatterin as that is gog you are so fuckin transparent its unreal
i wwill say this much though beatin yourself up about gettin rejected is the wwrong wway to go about this
trust me i knoww
but you could try to set your sights an standards just a little fuckin higher next time
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I WASN'T TRYING TO COURT THIS REPULSIVE WASTE OF SPACE.
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wwhich by the wway is pretty much evvery airbreathin shithead in this castle wwho knowws howw to wwork a journal
it looks like you quite clearly are
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AND IF THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WANTS TO THINK THEN I'M ELATED TO TELL THEM THAT THEIR THINK PANS ARE WOEFULLY DAMAGED AND IN NEED OF SOME REPAIRS WHICH I WILL GLADLY PERFORM WITH MY BARE HANDS IN THE FORM OF A PUNCH TO THE FRONTAL LOBE.
THANK YOU, KARKAT, FOR SINGLE HANDEDLY KNOCKING THE DUMB OUT OF US WALKING NEANDERFUCKS!
HEY, MAN, DON'T MENTION IT, JUST DOING MY JOB.
I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME, ERIDAN, BUT NOT EVERYONE IS PATHETIC ENOUGH TO HIT ON ANYTHING THAT MOVES.
NOT EVEN I WOULD SINK DOWN TO STRIDER'S LEVEL.
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i carefully plan out my advvances in a series a wwell thought out an possible attempts that could be defined as potentially successful
its just
the success failure ratio wwas a little
one sided
moreso than i thought it wwould be thats all
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thats pretty damn one sided if you ask me
so essentially youre just agreein wwith me right noww you knoww that right
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I DON'T HAVE BLACK FEELINGS FOR STRIDER.
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wwhatevver kar