chancing: ([chances] you were burning through)
Cristina Vespucci ([personal profile] chancing) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-04-22 07:47 pm
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Chance 002 // dictated

[When Cristina asked the castle for things to make a certain time of the month a little easier, she wasn't quite sure what to expect, but it certainly didn't include these things. See, being from the Renaissance age means that pads, tampons, and medication to help with the pain are very new things to her and she has no idea what to do with them. This is why she has done the only thing she could think of to get help with this: consult the journal. And sorry boys, she doesn't think to filter this only to the female population of Paradisa meaning you all get to hear this, too.]

It seems that even being relocated to a futuristic castle cannot stop certain monthly events from occurring. I had hoped that since so much of the technology here is meant to make life easier there would be something to help with this, but I am not certain what to do with the things the castle gave me.

[There's a pause before she continues. This is no less awkward to say than it probably is to hear.]

Such as these.... tampons. How does something like this help? And where are the pads supposed to go? And can these tiny objects really ease the pain if you swallow them?

[She has so many questions, but she figures that's a good place to stop.]
seventeenth: (that ▲ somehow)

1/3

[personal profile] seventeenth 2012-04-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. My. God.]
seventeenth: (i ▲ don't pay attention)

[personal profile] seventeenth 2012-04-22 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[This can't be happening. Is this really happening?]
seventeenth: (there ▲ isn't a flag i'd wave)

[personal profile] seventeenth 2012-04-22 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is really happening.]

[And as awkward as this is.... Desmond feels obligated to help.]

Yeah, they'll actually help with the pain.
Edited 2012-04-22 23:56 (UTC)

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assassino: (content ❧ i have such aches)

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[He has no idea what he just heard.]

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gevurah: (raccoon eyes are trendy)

dictated;

[personal profile] gevurah 2012-04-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Did the box not say?
assassino: (disbelief ❧ ain't got time to pretend)

[personal profile] assassino 2012-04-23 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Ezio's face when he doesn't have to introduce them at the wedding.


But this is where they meet.]

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psych0p0mps: surprised look (♈ that really drives you insane)

dictated;

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monthly events?

[no aradia stop you don't want to know]

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thehistorian: (« all » ● around you you're suffocating)

[personal profile] thehistorian 2012-04-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god.

Yes. The objects-- the pills, they're pills-- they'll help. Quite a bit. Take two, with water and food.

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heloise: (+ / thank you)

HAHAHA OH GOD.

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I have never seen these tampons, but I can assist you... should you wish?

YES YES YOU ARE

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Oh, god.

I hope it's been cleared up for you?

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assassino: (action ❧ posting bail in her favourite d)

Stephanie and Cristina

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[NOT READING THE REST OF THIS CONVERSATION, but hey, Steph!]

Ah, Stephanie. Cristina and I were just wondering when we should meet to have you help us find clothes suitable for the wedding.

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filter forever 8)

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arealwoman: (that look [ it was more than a ])

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[ She would have begun by complaining that, as disruptive and annoying as periods can be that at least you can have them. But bigger problems, or distractions ]

It helps by not making a bloody big mess, they do help, and what did you have instead?

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formercheerio: (that look [ sign it could be ])

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You're seriously asking that in public?

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longaevus: (88)

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[ Sup, it's one of those doctors you were told about ] Can I ask when you are from? [ It's only important in case she can place her history to help ]

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assassino: (sly ❧ dirty to the bone)

AND LATER...

[personal profile] assassino 2012-04-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Having bid goodnight to Stephanie, Ezio accompanies Cristina to her room to carry her bags for her, all her new clothes and accessories and shoes and whatnot carefully packed into neat parcels. He's noticed Cristina giving him odd looks when Stephanie is out of sight, but he hasn't really had an opportunity to ask. As a result, he isn't sure what is going on, but he's not terribly worried.

He sets her bags down on the coffee table and smiles.]


Well, that's one adventure down.

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