Chance 002 // dictated

[chancing]

[When Cristina asked the castle for things to make a certain time of the month a little easier, she wasn't quite sure what to expect, but it certainly didn't include these things. See, being from the Renaissance age means that pads, tampons, and medication to help with the pain are very new things to her and she has no idea what to do with them. This is why she has done the only thing she could think of to get help with this: consult the journal. And sorry boys, she doesn't think to filter this only to the female population of Paradisa meaning you all get to hear this, too.]

It seems that even being relocated to a futuristic castle cannot stop certain monthly events from occurring. I had hoped that since so much of the technology here is meant to make life easier there would be something to help with this, but I am not certain what to do with the things the castle gave me.

[There's a pause before she continues. This is no less awkward to say than it probably is to hear.]

Such as these.... tampons. How does something like this help? And where are the pads supposed to go? And can these tiny objects really ease the pain if you swallow them?

[She has so many questions, but she figures that's a good place to stop.]

Comments

yeahhhhhhhhh

[assassino]

[He grins.]

You two delicate ladies without a porter... that would be tragic.

[secondchances]

Hey, we're being generous and letting you in on this. Right, Cristina?

[chancing]

Of course, of course. It is a privilege to be able to join us while we look for clothes for the wedding. It would be very easy to leave you behind and keep you wondering what you will have to wear.

[assassino]

I will consider myself privileged, then.

[secondchances]

You should always consider yourself privileged. Anyway! Shall we?

[chancing]

We shall.

[And she moves to start walking.]

[assassino]

[HE FOLLOWS... like a good boy.]

[secondchances]

[To Cristina:] Soooo. Do you have a favorite color to wear? That might be a good way to start, once we get to looking at stuff.

[chancing]

I am very fond of red if we could get something in that color.

[assassino]

[Mmm, red :)]

[secondchances]

I'm sure we can. I'll make sure it's wedding appropriate, too.

[chancing]

That's good. I would for the bride and groom to meet me for the first time while I was in appropriately dressed for their wedding.

[assassino]

Knowing the bride's choice in regular clothing, I'm not sure how hard it will be to be inappropriate.

[secondchances]

What do you mean?

[chancing]

[Just looks over at Ezio and waits for him to respond. She's wondering the same thing.]

[assassino]

Have you met Molotov?

[secondchances]

Only when tiny.

[chancing]

And I have obviously never met her.

[assassino]

[How does he say sexy-as-hell in front of Cristina? Or without making hand gestures at tits?]

No one in our time would bare so much skin.

[secondchances]

Does she go sleeveless or something?

[chancing]

[And she'll just continue waiting for further explanation. She's not in quite as cheerful a mood as she was earlier..]

[assassino]

No, it's more cleavage, practically to her navel.

[secondchances]

Oh. Got it.

[She glances at Cristina. In a teasing tone:] I hope you don't have your heart set on a dress that shows that much.

[chancing]

I would never wear something like that.

[That sounds.... awful. How could anyone wear something that revealing unless they were a courtesan?]

[assassino]

[He guessed she would never wear something like that. He feels bad for being a little disappointed.]

I didn't think so, Cristina.