DAY 1

[boushi]

[It's a beautiful morning in Paradisa, seemingly just like any other. However... some residents may be waking up to notice... some oddities.

For starters this may not be the bed you woke up in! And this person, while likely recognizable to you, might not have been who you went to bed with last night! And some of you, well... you're not in a bed or even a room at all. In fact, you wake up next to a source of water... or in the water.

After that it likely won't take you long to realize what you're wearing. Some of you have some more uh... noticeable physical changes as well.

Don't bother trying to change clothes, ladies and gentlemen. Or should I say... Princes and Princesses?]

(ooc: this is a catch all post for pairs waking up together on the first day. ooc post is here!)

Comments

[cantacquityou]

That threat is bound to get old one day.

[takethat]

I mean it more right now than I ever have in my life.

[cantacquityou]

...That's nice.




Castle - Wheelbarrow, please.

[takethat]

Wheelchair! Wheelchair! I'm not a pile of dirt!

[cantacquityou]

I thought you said you weren't talking to me.

[takethat]

I'm talking to the castle.

[HUFF]

[cantacquityou]

You did it again.

[takethat]

I wish the castle had turned you into a toad.

[cantacquityou]

Then, you'd have to kiss me to undo the spell, Princess.

[takethat]

Or I could not, and leave you a toad forever.

Honestly, either way you lose.

[cantacquityou]

I'd simply have someone else do it.

[takethat]

It can't just be a kiss from anybody.

[As he's arguing this logic and wondering if he's going to get a wheelchair or a wheelbarrow to ride around in, he's scooting back toward the tub as best he can.]

[cantacquityou]

Oh, it wouldn't be 'just anybody'... [He takes hold of the edge of his tail in order to impede his progress] Where do you think you are going? No water.

[takethat]

[And he nearly flops onto his face because of that.]

I always knew you wanted me dead, Miles, but I never knew you'd take advantage of a poor merman to finish me off.

[cantacquityou]

Oh, don't be silly. As gorgeous as you are right now, I'd be more inclined to keep you in an aquarium.

[takethat]

That... doesn't... make me feel any better...

[cantacquityou]

You can now bond with Magikarp in a way you've never thought possible.

[takethat]

Oh why did I get stuck in here with you like this...

[cantacquityou]

Look on the bright side. At least you're not with Wheatley.

[takethat]

Even so, you know, if you were turned into a mermaid I would help you! Instead of just trying to dry you out and teasing you and touching your tail inappropriately all the time!

[cantacquityou]

I am helping you... by experiment and observation.

[He rises from his sitting position on the floor, exits the bathroom, and returns with a wheelchair.]

Besides, I didn't think you'd want to remain in my used bath-water.

[takethat]

That was your used bath water?





Now I have Edgeworth germs...

[But he's relieved to see that wheelchair.]

[cantacquityou]

After wearing my clothing, stealing food from my plate and sleeping in my bed, it is now that you're concerned about 'Edgeworth germs'?

[takethat]

Yes. The bath water is full of your washed-off Edgeworth germs.

[cantacquityou]

Well, I am sorry to say that you've had 'Edgeworth germs' on you for quite a while, now.