048 ♕ [voice/action] | backdated to yesterday!

[loisfuckinglane]

[ Waking up next to Clark is nothing new, of course, but waking up not wearing the nightgown she went to sleep in is a bit disorientating.  It takes a moment for this to register, of course, as she rolls over and reaches over to the nightstand, accidentally knocking her journal open in the process.  Her hand moves back to rub at her eyes as she struggles to focus, and that's when the bracers catch her attention. ]

Huh--?

[ She shoves the blankets down and stares at the peasant blouse held tightly against her by a leather vest.  She kicks off the end of the blankets as well and stares at the tall boots and breeches, before glancing over, talking to Clark as she does so: ]

Please don't tell me we're back to sailing the seven seas again.  My swashbuckling skills?  Haven't really improved since the last ti--

[And she stops, because Clark's back is to her, so that all she gets to look at his sudden intense mane of hair.  

That's right.

It's the Supermullet. ]


Clark?!

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Clark?

...Why is he dressed like a pirate?

[supes]

I'm not dressed like a pirate.

[loisfuckinglane]

It's worse.

[onlyanapple]

Does he have an earring?

[loisfuckinglane]

I'll give you a hint: business in the front, ... party full of aging guys in leather jackets in the back.

[onlyanapple]

...Well, that's an image that will stay with me for a good long while.

[loisfuckinglane]

You're not the only one.

[onlyanapple]

So...is it a purposeful new look? I'd ask if he was having a mid life crisis, but he's not nearly old enough for that yet.

[loisfuckinglane]

Castle shenanigans. Hopefully not phase one of something more ridiculous, but you know how it goes.

[onlyanapple]

Do let me know if the situation develops. I'll come take pictures of him for you to treasure forever.

[loisfuckinglane]

Such a bro.

[onlyanapple]

I do what I do out of love and trolling.