[Dictated]

[schrodingersghost]

 Okay, seriously now.  What is up with getting kidnapped to all these creepy castles?  What happened to the villain of the week having a little originality?  Why not a hotel?  Or you know, just skipping over the whole kidnapping part to start with?

...At least this castle isn't glowing.  And I don't see any Packers memorabilia, so it can't be one of Vlad's.

[Somebody hasn't QUITE realized yet that everyone can hear him over the journals.  Feel free to respond over the journals or run into him in the hallways.]

Comments

dictated;

[midget]

You get kidnapped often?

dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

More than I like. [A beat. Wait, I didn't mean to say that.

...A talking book?

dictated;

[midget]

[ A sigh. ]

Explaining things to the newbies is always a chore...

This isn't a talking book, per se, it's a communication device.

Welcome to Paradisa, home of the magic journals. Don't drink the water on St. Patrick's Day, never stand under mistletoe, and the kitchen is on the first floor.

dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

...Thanks for the advice?

dictated;

[midget]

You're not even going to introduce yourself? You're a rude one, aren't you?

Re: dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

Me? I'm Danny Fenton.

dictated;

[midget]

Much better, boy. [ ...Don't comment that her voice sounds like a ten year old's. ]

Re: dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

I'm fifteen.

dictated;

[midget]

Still a boy.

Re: dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

And who are you supposed to be?

dictated;

[midget]

Evangeline McDowell. The world's most powerful witch and vampire.

dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

Both? At the same time?

...Isn't that a little overkill?

dictated;

[midget]

It's supposed to be overkill.

You could consider me to be the final boss. Or even the optional boss that's even more difficult to fight.

Re: dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

Gee, that sounds pleasant.

dictated;

[midget]

It's a good thing I'm not here to fight you, then, isn't it?

dictated;

[schrodingersghost]

You're not?

dictated;

[midget]

Didn't I just help you out? [ Because telling him where the kitchen is is a huge help... ] Come on, get it together.




Besides, you wouldn't stand a chance.

Re: [Dictated]

[schrodingersghost]

...With the kind of people who usually attack me that doesn't really mean much.

And why am I saying that?

[Dictated]

[midget]

Why are you saying what?

Re: [Dictated]

[schrodingersghost]

Everything!

[midget]

You open your mouth. Words come out.

Is this a difficult concept for you?

[schrodingersghost]

Gee, that's helpful.