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Okay, seriously now. What is up with getting kidnapped to all these creepy castles? What happened to the villain of the week having a little originality? Why not a hotel? Or you know, just skipping over the whole kidnapping part to start with?

...At least this castle isn't glowing. And I don't see any Packers memorabilia, so it can't be one of Vlad's.

[Somebody hasn't QUITE realized yet that everyone can hear him over the journals. Feel free to respond over the journals or run into him in the hallways.]

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You get kidnapped often?

More than I like. [A beat. Wait, I didn't mean to say that.

...A talking book?

[ A sigh. ]

Explaining things to the newbies is always a chore...

This isn't a talking book, per se, it's a communication device.

Welcome to Paradisa, home of the magic journals. Don't drink the water on St. Patrick's Day, never stand under mistletoe, and the kitchen is on the first floor.

...Thanks for the advice?

You're not even going to introduce yourself? You're a rude one, aren't you?

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[Hearing over the journals is still strange to this guy, but the Italian replies to this question.]

Let'sa see, I got kidnapped the one time when I was tricked to getting some free tasty pasta, but it was really a hamburger. The second time I got kidnapped by the same people when I was hitting on a pretty girl, but she was actually a man in disguise. And that third time was because I was in North Africa and I couldn't tie my shoelaces. The same person of the group that kidnapped me used me as bait to lure my friend out and then capture him!

....Right. Have you ever considered getting a bodyguard? Or a babysitter?

I do have a friend that always rescued me. But since he is not here, I guess I might need a new one!

[Italy laughs.]

[...Danny makes a mental note to keep an eye on this guy.]

What did you say your name was?

I am Italy Veneziano. But you can just call me, Italy! And your name is?

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Get Kidnapped often, do you?

...Now there's haunted books? Funny, it didn't set my ghost sense off. [The journal is now being poked at.]

I'm not sure how exactly the books work but I've seen magic up close and personal so we'll go with that. And for the record, I'm not a ghost.

...Great. Magic. This is going to suck, I can tell already.

What are you then?

What am I? Wouldn't a far more polite way of going about that be 'who am I?' But if you must know, I'm the best magician alive and I'm having a show tonight at seven.

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You're saying there's more insane castles out here? What the hell is up with that?

This is starting to get ridiculous. I mean, there's the Dairy King's castle in Wisconsin. Not to mention Pariah's Keep and the Medieval Realm and why am I still talking?

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There's a castle in Wisconsin?

Several, technically. The fruitloop keeps rebuilding it every time it blows up.

'Fruitloop'? [Her tone suggesting part queation, part 'really'?]

So I'm going to go ahead and make a random stab in the dark that you're new here?

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[guess who met this guy last time he was here!]

hello your voice sounds familiar
who is this

Danny Fenton.

[He's in for a shock.]

oh my gosh where have i heard that name before
i know i know you!
but

[then it clicks! she snaps her fingers triumphantly.]

thats it!
danny phantom!

[Danny chokes.]

What! I... Of course I- [He opens his mouth to deny it, and suddenly can't say anything.]

yeah now i remember
youre the ghost guy right?
i met you the last time you were here

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