08 - of princes and princesses, part deux (i.e. she needs a facehoof icon)

[doublethefun]

[so. Some time after Twilight Sparkle's apparent inability to relay directions, Princess Luna has decided to take up the slack. The ruffled sigh she gives might be rather impressive.]

To Fluttershy, Rarity, and other princes, as 'twere:

"To create the Golden Egg, one need only feed the Cape as Red as Blood, the Shoe as Pure as Glass, the Hair as Bright as Fire, the Dress as Small as a Fairy, the Pea as Painful as a Pin, the Crown as Green as a Frog and the Rose as Old as Time to the Cow as White as Milk. After doing this, the Golden Egg will appear."





...I certainly hope thy cow will be cooperative.

[good thing she's got a pretty good memory, eh? Replies might be truncated. nvm.]

Comments

[huffythedragon]

Okay, okay, point made.

Does he have a brother, maybe?

[doublethefun]

[is that some agitated flapping you hear? Yes. Yes it is.]

Heavens forbid. Having one is bad enough; we certainly do not need two.

[huffythedragon]

That would be the stuff of nightmares.

[doublethefun]

[man, how do you manage to pick all the wrong words?]

If this is the castle's idea of a dream, I would hate to see what it believeth nightmares ought to be.

[sort of. As one may be able to surmise, she already has a very clear idea of what her nightmares are like.]

[huffythedragon]

[It is called being hatched with no tact]

I've seen it once or twice. It's really not fun.

[doublethefun]

[...dammit.

A note of concern:] How "not fun" was it, as 'twere?

[huffythedragon]

Well, there was the time all the bad guys took over the place. That was scary.

[doublethefun]

[oooh. Okay. Not literal nightmares.]

Art thou speaking of the ones who live away from the castle? [first gens, in other words]

[huffythedragon]

Oh no, these guys lived in the castle...some of them, anyway. MOst of them have gone home now.

[doublethefun]

Not even an enemy such as the castle can unite everypony, I see. [man]

Nonetheless, I am glad that thou didst not come to any harm.

[huffythedragon]

Nope, they wanted to take over and make life difficult for everypony.

I stayed safe and hidden. [Repeated like a mantra, yup. He got told to stay safe most of the time]