Spike (
huffythedragon) wrote in
paradisa2012-05-06 09:24 pm
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[For once, Spike isn't in the library. He's in the kitchen, finishing off baking a delicious cheesecake for The Boy Who Hates Birthdays. He's even wearing his manly pink apron, because do you know how hard it is to get baking stuff out of scales?
It's really freaking hard, okay? His journal is open as he potters around the kitchen, clambering up on chairs to reach the counters as he works]
I can't believe the castle didn't pick me to rescue somepony ['somepony' being Rarity, of course] I've been perfecting my gallant rescue routine for ages. [In his head] I'd rescue the fair lady in five seconds flat.
[Conan]
Heeeeeey buddy. I have something for you in the kitchen.
It's really freaking hard, okay? His journal is open as he potters around the kitchen, clambering up on chairs to reach the counters as he works]
I can't believe the castle didn't pick me to rescue somepony ['somepony' being Rarity, of course] I've been perfecting my gallant rescue routine for ages. [In his head] I'd rescue the fair lady in five seconds flat.
[Conan]
Heeeeeey buddy. I have something for you in the kitchen.

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You're not even fighting any evil henchmen?
Maybe jumping deep chasms?
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And it was nice to you? Didn't try to...eat you or anything?
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placeholder of epic squared
[ The word slips out before she's aware of it. This must be another one of those strange ponies. ]
awwwyeaaah
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A dragon?
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...
A real one.
That isn't dead.
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The kitchen? I'm not far away from there. [Because he'd been in the lobby reading and ignoring everyone. Antisocial mystery geeks have the most interesting birthdays.]
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Then you should come and see what I have for you.
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Okay, I'll be there in a little bit.
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Great! It should be ready by then.
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[There are some contrasting themes here that her brain is having trouble making sense of together. It's a dragon. Baking.]
What -- [... are you? ... is going on here? ... the hell? She's not sure how she wants to finish that thought right now.]
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I'm baking a cheesecake for my friend! It was his birthday yesterday.
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...What? Me baking? No, I bake a lot of the time.
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Why does everypony say that?
I'm a dragon. I've always been a dragon.
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