sixth ★; [ action! ]

[chubbycreampuff]

[ Kirby was just taking a nap when he woke up, feeling kind of... weird.

Everything felt smaller, somehow. The bed he was sleeping in didn't feel as gigantic, and neither did anything else, now that he thought about it. He tried to right himself to hop off, but instead found himself kind of doing an awkward front roll and falling off of his bed. ]

Poooooyo!

[ Finally, he got it when he saw his awkward eight-year-old limbs around him. He was one of the humans? Well. After the initial confusion, he calmed down quickly. Because why not? It was a pretty okay loss compared to what others went through.

Although the former puff is used to hopping down the stairs... so down he goes! Holding the railing with both hands, he awkwardly starts hopping down to the lobby, looking really, really weird. Feel free to run into this puff-turned-human jumping down, slipping, but thankfully holding onto the railing to right himself every time. ]

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[doublethefun]

[a sigh of relief]

Thou shouldst chew afore swallowing.

[chubbycreampuff]

[ Kirby peers at her curiously. He had never chewed anything before, not having teeth before. ]

Cheewwww... poyo?

[doublethefun]

[she shows off her pearly whites and clacks 'em together a couple of times]

Chew. So that one will not choke.

[chubbycreampuff]

[ Oh? Kirby kind of mimics the movement before realizing he does have teeth! He runs a finger over them.

Take two! He decides to wish up another cookie this time, slowly bringing it to his mouth. He clacks his teeth together as the cookie makes it, chopping it cleanly in half... although the cookie nearly falls to the floor before he catches it. ]

Poyo... [ he seems pretty confused. ]

[doublethefun]

[she teleports an apple out of the fridge into her hooves, takes a bite, and then chews on it before swallowing.]

[chubbycreampuff]

[ Oooh... Kirby watches how she eats veery carefully before taking one of the pieces of cookie and popping it into his mouth, making sure to chew thoroughly until the pieces were considerably smaller, and he swallowed. ]

Poyoooooooo... [ he breathes, finally understanding. ]

[doublethefun]

[a sigh] Wonderful. We can not have thee choking on thy very first day.

[chubbycreampuff]

[ He carefully finishes the rest of his cookie before smiling apologetically. ]

... Poyo.

[doublethefun]

Hopefully, thou wilt prove to be somewhat more competent than Wheatley.

[dude didn't know how to take a shower]

[chubbycreampuff]

Wheeatley, poyo? [ He didn't know that she knew him! ... unfortunately, this kid isn't very knowledgeable about showers either. ]

Poyo poyo? [ as if asking what he did bad. He was a science-y guy, so he was smart, wasn't he? ]

[doublethefun]

[dammit. Will she be dumping him into the tub too?]

Presumably, he was some sort of automaton. As such, he did not know how to take care of a living body.

[plus he's sort of a moron]

[chubbycreampuff]

[ Depends on if she finds him icky or not by the end of a few days of likely tripping a bit, wandering outside, getting grass on his clothes... Kirby seems kind of surprised by this, but then again, there were a lot of people with different losses, from losing their voices to memories, so maybe body changes were also permanent. ]

Poyoo... [ and somehow Kirby finds him extremely smart ]

[doublethefun]

[siigh. Looks like she's just gonna use him as a sounding board.]

He certainly tries and I doubt his zeal can be matched, but I am unsure of his methods. His experiments, if thou wilt.

[chubbycreampuff]

[ The former puff frowns confusedly. What did she mean by experiments? Did she mean that amazing gun that made holes in walls? He remembered he couldn't say anything about them, though, and just decided to ask what she meant. ]

Ex... exper... i... mennnn...ts, poyo? [ He wonders what other things Wheatley's done. ]

[doublethefun]

[wingshrug]

I do not understand the specifics. I did, however, impress upon him the consequences of involving mine little ponies in his schemes.

[like hell she'd understand the drugs he was using on himself. Or why he got Maya injured. Or what that giant machine was supposed to do.]

[chubbycreampuff]

[ Kirby wonders why she seems so wary of him. He was a pretty friendly guy! He decides not to question it, though. ]

Poyo... [ he murmurs, looking thoughtful. A rare expression, to say the least. ]