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[takethat]

[Maybe someday Phoenix will be used to living life as a non-human; the way things have been going lately, it seems that's the direction the castle is pushing him in. After all, it's going on a week since he woke up and found himself turned into a bird.

Well, not just a bird--a large, deep blue phoenix, because the castle has a very stupid sense of humor which he does not appreciate at all.

He's fully aware that he's stuck in this ridiculous form, but since he can't talk or communicate with anyone and he really doesn't want anyone to find out about this nonsense, he's been keeping to himself as much as possible. Unfortunately this means he's now officially run out of the junk food he's been eating in his room, and the castle--of course--isn't granting his wishes for more.

With no other solution presenting itself, he's forced to soar through the halls of the castle--and that's just what he's doing this evening... flying and searching and hoping to find food somewhere.]


((Phoenix is on a phoenix loss. Feel free to bother the huge fiery blue bird. ;D))

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[cantacquityou]

[Classic irritating Phoenix Wright. Oh, he just knows it's you now. He has all the evidence he needs.

He places an order for another sandwich.]

[takethat]

[What, you're not going to pay attention to him?

Then he'll just be pecking your ear instead.]

[cantacquityou]

[Suddenly, against all will, he bursts into a fit of laughter, jerking his shoulder up and head to the side, attempting to cover his ear with his palm.]


S-stop that...

[takethat]

[That was hardly the reaction he expected to get.

He stares Edgeworth down, completely floored by this.]

[cantacquityou]

Behave yourself.

[takethat]

[He pecks Edgeworth's head for that.]

[cantacquityou]

Don't make me barbecue you.

[takethat]

[Peck.

(This is what you get for continuing to threaten to eat me...)]

[cantacquityou]

[He just...stares. Because...this doesn't even hurt, really. It's just silly.

Thank goodness the sandwich comes in time before he gets irritated enough to really barbecue him. He places the plate in front of the bird.]


Eat, and stop being a pest.

[takethat]

[More food? Good, because apparently phoenixes have bottomless pits for stomachs. He tears into the sandwich without even double checking to be sure it's okay, but he makes a point to purposefully throw bits of it around as he's eating. He keeps an eye on Edgeworth all the while.]

[cantacquityou]

[He tucks his tablet under his arm and stands up.]

Well, then. I have things to do and more well-behaved animals to look after, so here is where I shall bid you adieu.

[takethat]

[Before Edgeworth can leave, Phoenix swallows another bite of sandwich and squawks loudly.

(What's in this sandwich??)]

[cantacquityou]

[He'll just assume that's a squawk of thanks and gets to steppin'. Have fun with your ham sandwich. And have fun digesting the bird you ate earlier in that turkey sandwich.]