Case #007; The Petting Zoo

[cantacquityou]

 

[If you happen to be out this evening, there is one very harrowed prosecutor sitting outside in the garden, exasperatedly tapping his fingers against the wooden garden table that he's sitting at. There used to be a sandwich on the plate in front of him. Used to.

Surrounding him is... a goddamned zoo. One large, purple snake-creature; one, massive, blue firebird; an enormous...er, fire dog, and an albino peacock of such magnitude also synonymous to being 'large.'

/EDIT: ...and a white horse.

One of the little fxckers already took his sandwich before he had a chance to get acquainted with it. Let's hope they don't try to eat each other. omfg fluttershy halp]



[Ino Filter]

Do you have a moment?


[Felix Filter]

[Upon activating this filter, you'll be hearing a bit of shuffling, then the 'Caaaaw' of a peacock. That's all. Sorry.]

[OOC: Supposed to be on hiatus but wtfever]

Comments

[cantacquityou]

Is there a problem?

[takethat]

[There are a lot of problems. He doesn't want to be here, he's sick of being a bird, he's still having trouble eating right, and he can't even make use of the magical abilities he's supposed to have in this form.

He glares at Edgeworth as well as he can and bristles. Phoenix is an unhappy phoenix.]

[cantacquityou]

[Just what is that look supposed to be?]


...If you're constipated, I cannot help you.

[takethat]

[Oh forget him. Phoenix flaps again, but all that accomplishes is spreading around the heat buildup he's got going on.]

[cantacquityou]

Don't set the bushes on fire.

[takethat]

[(I'll set YOU on fire...)

Suddenly, without any warning, success! Blue flames have indeed sprouted all along Phoenix's lovely feathers. This is a good thing--right?]

[cantacquityou]

Ah, I take it you're dying, now.

[takethat]

[Actually he's doing it quite on purpose, although it seems he just has to get mad enough at Edgeworth for it to work at all? No matter; he's just going to prance around happily showing off his fiery self for a minute or two...]

[cantacquityou]

[Awwww wtf Phoenix, I left my camera upstairs.]

[takethat]

[And all of a sudden the flames go out and he's back to just producing heat again. Sigh. It was fun while it lasted.]