Case #007; The Petting Zoo

[cantacquityou]

 

[If you happen to be out this evening, there is one very harrowed prosecutor sitting outside in the garden, exasperatedly tapping his fingers against the wooden garden table that he's sitting at. There used to be a sandwich on the plate in front of him. Used to.

Surrounding him is... a goddamned zoo. One large, purple snake-creature; one, massive, blue firebird; an enormous...er, fire dog, and an albino peacock of such magnitude also synonymous to being 'large.'

/EDIT: ...and a white horse.

One of the little fxckers already took his sandwich before he had a chance to get acquainted with it. Let's hope they don't try to eat each other. omfg fluttershy halp]



[Ino Filter]

Do you have a moment?


[Felix Filter]

[Upon activating this filter, you'll be hearing a bit of shuffling, then the 'Caaaaw' of a peacock. That's all. Sorry.]

[OOC: Supposed to be on hiatus but wtfever]

Comments

[compromisedarrow]

The peacock and the phoenix?

[A pause]

And that sounds like a kid's fairy tale.

[cantacquityou]

I would not be surprised if there was one by the name. Yes, them. What gave it away, I wonder?

[compromisedarrow]

I've ran into them before.

[cantacquityou]

I see. Inciting chaos around the castle, no doubt?

[compromisedarrow]

It wasn't so much chaos as two birds in a castle.

Which is just weird, so I decided to stop by and help.