Case #007; The Petting Zoo

[cantacquityou]

 

[If you happen to be out this evening, there is one very harrowed prosecutor sitting outside in the garden, exasperatedly tapping his fingers against the wooden garden table that he's sitting at. There used to be a sandwich on the plate in front of him. Used to.

Surrounding him is... a goddamned zoo. One large, purple snake-creature; one, massive, blue firebird; an enormous...er, fire dog, and an albino peacock of such magnitude also synonymous to being 'large.'

/EDIT: ...and a white horse.

One of the little fxckers already took his sandwich before he had a chance to get acquainted with it. Let's hope they don't try to eat each other. omfg fluttershy halp]



[Ino Filter]

Do you have a moment?


[Felix Filter]

[Upon activating this filter, you'll be hearing a bit of shuffling, then the 'Caaaaw' of a peacock. That's all. Sorry.]

[OOC: Supposed to be on hiatus but wtfever]

Comments

[doublethefun]

[she glances at all the gathered animals.]

'Twould be difficult to decide; they seem to have mastered the art of appearing innocent.

[there's a brief glow of her horn as she summons her tea from her room. And now there's a fancy tea set on the table, She pours herself a cup of strong, sweet-smelling tea. Any tea of hers would have to be fit to grace the royal table.]

Can I interest thee in some tea instead?

[cantacquityou]

I see we speak the same language.

[doublethefun]

[there's a soft laugh and she pours him a cup, placing it in front of him. Cream and sugar are within easy reach.]

Forsooth, thou lookest as though thou needest it.

[cantacquityou]

Was it that obvious? By the way, this is lovely. What is it?