Case #007; The Petting Zoo

[cantacquityou]

 

[If you happen to be out this evening, there is one very harrowed prosecutor sitting outside in the garden, exasperatedly tapping his fingers against the wooden garden table that he's sitting at. There used to be a sandwich on the plate in front of him. Used to.

Surrounding him is... a goddamned zoo. One large, purple snake-creature; one, massive, blue firebird; an enormous...er, fire dog, and an albino peacock of such magnitude also synonymous to being 'large.'

/EDIT: ...and a white horse.

One of the little fxckers already took his sandwich before he had a chance to get acquainted with it. Let's hope they don't try to eat each other. omfg fluttershy halp]



[Ino Filter]

Do you have a moment?


[Felix Filter]

[Upon activating this filter, you'll be hearing a bit of shuffling, then the 'Caaaaw' of a peacock. That's all. Sorry.]

[OOC: Supposed to be on hiatus but wtfever]

Comments

[peacockherald]

Hmm, well, one might want to be careful. It would be a shame if you did burst into a flame, though I imagine you would make a very adorable blue chick.

[takethat]

I have no idea whether or not I should take that as a compliment. I'll try to avoid dying, though?

[He laughs and it comes out as a warble.]

[peacockherald]

_{[He trills his own amusement.]}

It was a compliment, believe me, my friend.

[takethat]

I hope I don't forget how to be a human, or get stuck like this forever or anything. Have you ever had a loss here before?

[cantacquityou]

[Meanwhile, Edgeworth just watches in the distance... Ignore him while he's pleasantly amused by all the bird talk going on, lolol]

[peacockherald]

No, this is my first, I admit. Though, I have been assured these are only temporary.

[takethat]

I hope so. I'd rather have stayed a mermaid than this.

[peacockherald]

I imagine it would have been a bit better since you would have had at least part of your human body.

[takethat]

Except I can't swim, so... there is that.

[peacockherald]

You can't? Well, you should learn, just in case.

I can teach you, if you like.... you know, when we are not birds.

[takethat]

No, no, that's okay, don't worry about it!

[Who's nervous? Not Phoenix of course!]

[peacockherald]

_{[He cocked his head, peering at him.]}

You should. You never know what might happen, after all.

[takethat]

I really don't have any interest in learning how to swim. Believe me.

[peacockherald]

Hmm, all right, if you say so. But if you ever change your mind...