Case #007; The Petting Zoo

[cantacquityou]

 

[If you happen to be out this evening, there is one very harrowed prosecutor sitting outside in the garden, exasperatedly tapping his fingers against the wooden garden table that he's sitting at. There used to be a sandwich on the plate in front of him. Used to.

Surrounding him is... a goddamned zoo. One large, purple snake-creature; one, massive, blue firebird; an enormous...er, fire dog, and an albino peacock of such magnitude also synonymous to being 'large.'

/EDIT: ...and a white horse.

One of the little fxckers already took his sandwich before he had a chance to get acquainted with it. Let's hope they don't try to eat each other. omfg fluttershy halp]



[Ino Filter]

Do you have a moment?


[Felix Filter]

[Upon activating this filter, you'll be hearing a bit of shuffling, then the 'Caaaaw' of a peacock. That's all. Sorry.]

[OOC: Supposed to be on hiatus but wtfever]

Comments

[cantacquityou]

...and I had the misfortune of having it happen to a pair of people that I happen to know.

[lord_wizard]

It's good of you to watch out for them [Definitely a better person than him]

[cantacquityou]

[He pauses and looks at them off in the distance. He exhales exasperatedly as he rolls his eyes and says:]


...Could I not?


[...though he does tend to think of himself from time to time as a truly incorrigible person.]

[lord_wizard]

[He cannot see your eye rolling, mister, but he can hear it]

[Irritatingly cheerful] No.

[cantacquityou]

I suppose I could have cooked them.

[lord_wizard]

You'd probably have to cook Yfandes too.

[cantacquityou]

I've never had much of a fancy for horse-meat. Or hoof-prints on my face...

[lord_wizard]

Neither have I. Far too much trouble for so little payout.

I can, however, bring you over some conciliatory wine. Or tea. Whichever you prefer.

[cantacquityou]

Is that so? How thoughtful of you.

[lord_wizard]

I have my moments.

[cantacquityou]

I must say, I'm quite curious to see what sort of tea you're apt to brew...

[lord_wizard]

Don't set your expectations terribly high. I had people for this kind of thing before I came here.

[cantacquityou]

That's quite fine. I did say I was curious to taste what you'd make.