Scroll Thirty Two

[huffythedragon]

[Spike has not had a fun day. He woke up in a body that wasn't his, in a room that wasn't his, with a lost journal and a stabbing horrible pain in a leg that he was pretty certain wasn't his, either. And upon finding his journal, he learned someone had stolen his voice and/or his body.

And was probably doing horrible things to it. So, it's a very different voice that finally speaks over the journals]

So...uh. I think the castle's done something horrible. Again. I'm not me and someone else is me and my leg really hurts. Or...his leg really hurts. [Beat] There is a leg and it hurts, that is the information I have to work with.

What is even going on right now? I can't stay like this.

Comments

[huffythedragon]

[NEVER]

Sure! And lots of other residents, too. Not ponies.

[gottaknockhard]

[So he should find a hole to crawl in for a week, basically.]

I'll bet.

[huffythedragon]

[That would be wise]

So don't worry, you'll be fine!

[gottaknockhard]

I'm not worried. [He's annoyed! Big difference.] ... And don't go digging around in there either.

[huffythedragon]

Do you take me for some kind of snoop? [He's already rifling through everything]

[gottaknockhard]

All kids are.

[Magic dragon kids are obviously the same as regular kids. Worse, probably. Especially considering how un-kid-safe his room is. ... He should get up there.]

[huffythedragon]

I'm not like normal kids.

[gottaknockhard]

Well, I haven't been possessed by any normal kids.

[huffythedragon]

I'm not possessing you! If that's the case you're possessing ME.

[gottaknockhard]

[Was his voice always this annoying?]

I'm not the magical one.

[huffythedragon]

[The answer is YES]

I can't help being a dragon, bro.

[gottaknockhard]

Yeah, right.

[Never going to believe you, buddy.]

[huffythedragon]

What? It's true! That's like saying you could help being a human.

[gottaknockhard]

Just shut up and stay put until I get there.

[Without being seen by any more weirdos... or anyone else he knows... he'll deal with this somehow.]

[huffythedragon]

NO way, you're not the boss of me. I'll do what I want.

[gottaknockhard]

I wouldn't.

[huffythedragon]

Who's gonna stop me? You?

[gottaknockhard]

[Great. This is literally the worst thing that could have happened... again. The castle is always topping itself.]

Yes, me. [Just because he isn't a kid, doesn't mean he can't argue like one!]

[huffythedragon]

How? I know my body, you're tiny. I struggle to reach the doorknobs in this place.

[gottaknockhard]

[...]

I'm not going to tell you how.

[huffythedragon]

It's because you can't.

[gottaknockhard]

[Eugh.]

Don't get too excited.

[huffythedragon]

You're too miserable, dude. You need to smile once in a while.

[gottaknockhard]

Everyone has their limits.

[huffythedragon]

Yep! And I know what mine are, exactly.