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Okay, so... I'm not the only person that got visited by a door last night, right? I'm not the only person who noticed it? I'm not the only person who went in, right?

Has anyone else even mentioned this? Are all the entries filtered away from me somehow? Did I hallucinate that I went through a freestanding door and put Renzo to bed somewhere else, where it looked like his dad was somehow still probably around, where Renzo wasn't just a preformed castle baby and was actually someone's kid? I wonder if that me STILL has the cat parts.

Does this sound familiar to someone? Anyone? Anyone at all?

I wonder if the people over there freak out when their kids go missing on a yearly basis. Assuming that's not just... a castle trick.

SOMEBODY knows what I'm talking about, anyway... right?

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Yeah. I'm really grateful for her help... I wonder if I should get her a thank you gift...

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Why not? She did you a favor, and it's not like it's any setback getting someone a gift around here!

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That's true... But what would I get her?

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I dunno, does she have a food she likes? What does she like?

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I--I just met her that one time...

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Get her chocolates! Or offer to take her out for a meal!

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Bu--But isn't that a d--da--date?!

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Tell her it's just as friends, and don't be a ninny!

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Bu-bu-but...! [poor boy cannot stop stammering]

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Django! Do it! [NOT THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF MERCY]

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O--Okay okay!

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Excellent! [Abruptly chill and happy again] Lemme know how it goes!

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A--Alright...

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Have fun, Django!