Fifth Full Moon | Dictated

[blazing_stag]

NIKOLA TESLA!!! BRING BACK MY RATTATA RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO A FLOBBERWORM!!!

((Loss start. Open to all journals.))

Comments

[moonlightmagician]

...What the heck's a flobberworm?

[blazing_stag]

A ten inch long brown worm that tastes disgusting.

[moonlightmagician]

...I think I'm more alarmed to know that you've tasted it than I am to know how how long it gets.

Thankfully we don't have those in Japan-at least that I'm aware of.

dictated

[starhipped]

U-Um..

Did someone take something of yours?

dictated

[blazing_stag]

Yes. My Rattata.

dictated forever

[starhipped]

U-Um.. your what?

[courageous_wit]

... James? [should she worry about this?]

[blazing_stag]

Hello Hermione. [Probably since he's still upset over losing Arthur.]

[courageous_wit]

What does that man want with your Pokemon?

[unnaturalpause]

[...Nope not sounding at all apologetic about this.]

Unless your Rattata has discovered a way to generate electricity here, then I doubt Nikola has it. [Nikola would do many things but stealing someone's pet, James doubted.]

[blazing_stag]

Oh he has it. Just to spite me. I know it.

[unnaturalpause]

Nikola is a great many things. [Most involving him being a miserable person.] But he does not steal random creatures from people, most notably as he has a certain affection for certain ones and would not like to see harm come to them. He would be more likely to invent something to endlessly harass you instead of it.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, that's something pleasant to wake up to.

[blazing_stag]

I apologise. But this was necessary.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, I'd be pissed off, too, if someone stole something of mine.

...What's a Rattata?

1/?

[vampirize]

[Oh do do do, let's open the journal to see what's up with the castle at large today-]

2/?

[vampirize]

[Wait, what?]

[Who is this person and...why is he screaming his name over the journals?]

[...]

[WHAT.]

3/?

[vampirize]

[...Are there ever words to describe what is happening right now.]

4/?

[vampirize]

[And oh, wait a second, this is that angry little man with the rabid purple rat he met a while ago.]

[Said rat is apparently gone now?]

[VICTORY.]

[Oh wait, he's not involved in any of this in reality but give him a moment and let him silently take joy in this because DING DONG THE RAT IS GONE LONG LIVE PIGEONS or something.]

5/5

[vampirize]

[Okay that's enough, this is a pretty serious accusation here, time to deal with this like the adult he is.]

Kiddo, I didn't take your rat. As much as I'm glad the thing is gone, I wasn't the one who stole him.

Next time you lose your pet, maybe actually look around for him instead of blaming random people? I mean, really, what use would I have for the creature at all?

You sure you're done?

[blazing_stag]

You don't think I've looked for him already? Why would I need to when I know you stole him?!

According to someone else, you want to mate him with your Magnemite. [Yes, he took what James said and twisted it.]

dictated;

[signedlefthanded]

Oh no. Cubone's been hibernating in my room. I don't think it liked the change.

dictated;

[blazing_stag]

The baby?

Dictated forever

[mal_addict]

...What?

...

No. No. I changed my mind. I don't want to know.

Dictated forever

[blazing_stag]

Nikola Tesla stole my Rattata.