006// Open for Business (Open)

[ectoparody]

[His boredom had reached new heights, as was attested to the fact that Peter had finally decided to take a walk outside of the castle, and eventually he stumbled upon the town that was nestled in the castle's looming shadow. However, Pete found he kind of enjoyed it here, it was a welcome break from all the inherent strangeness the castle provided, and even if he didn't have quite as many mysteries to solve, it was a chance for him to really kick back and relax without having to worry about crazy corridors or mutant space lobsters.

After a while of these relaxing trips, Peter finally had an idea...perhaps a horrible one, but it was an idea, and before even he knew what was happening, he was flipping a "We're Open" sign on the front of his brand new office. Nothing so big and grandiose as the castle...but it was certainly better than his accommodations at the academy. Either which way one looked at it, Venkman's Psychological Services was now ready and open for business, and as Peter himself sat behind his newly polished desk, he pressed his fingers together and let a wry smile pass over his face]

Well...at least this won't be boring.

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Action because you'll learn to hate us.. also 1/2

[checklist]

[ There's a glowing field of magic around Venkman's office doors as it opens, showing a... three-foot tall purple unicorn, currently engaged in talking to somepony else just behind her. ]

-told you there had to be an office around the city somewhere!

Come on, Princess, you'll feel better once you get it off your chest. It's the same for me.

[ She steps into the office fully, looking over at Venkman. Hiya, human guy! ] Good afternoon. My name's Twilight Sparkle. We wanted to make use of your services, if you have the time? [ ...Well, it does say open, right? ]

2/2

[doublethefun]

[and Luna responds with a roll of her eyes and a sigh. Looks like somepony was more or less forcibly dragged out here.




...Oh.] Greetings, Peter Venkman. I was not aware that thou canst also operate in this capacity.

[that is, doing something other than frying space lobsters.]

But, I love you two already D8

[ectoparody]

[Well...not the kind of customers he was expecting...but then again what had he really been expecting in the first place. He offered a soft smile and waved his hand towards the long chair, which luckily was long enough for both ponies to comfortably sit on]

If the sign says Open, I have all the time in the world Twilight. Come on in, make yourselves at home.

[He chuckled at what Luna had said, he would have doubted his credentials too after the Lobster incident, but he was happy to help out someone who was a friend of Ray]

Well, I can't be roasting lobster 24/7, can I? I have other talents, so I thought I'd put 'em to use. Now, ladies, what can I do for the both of you this fine day?

...GOOD. :|a

[checklist]

Weeeeeell, we kind of... had some stuff to get off our chests. And a professional and courteous ear, and some good advice, would be appreciated.

Right, Luna? [ Come on Princess, talking about it is half of the healing process. Come out and admit what ails you. ]

so what, would it just cancel out?

[doublethefun]

[she sounds thoroughly skeptical] I suppose.

[........is it too late to just teleport away?]

I unno...magic I guess?

[ectoparody]

[Venkman nodded lightly and drummed his fingers on his desk a few times, understanding full well that coming to see a psychologist never was the easiest thing in any world]

Well, I've got an ear open for the both of you and I'll do my best on the advice end. Would...either of you like something to drink? Water? Lemonade?

[Peter stood up and walked over to the two pitchers of liquid he had set up. It was a particularly warm day and it always helped to calm people down by making the environment more relaxed]

Action; placeholder till I get back from vacation

[peeta_bread]

[Peeta's been reading up on how to deal with past trauma. So when he sees the sign and recognizes the word 'psychological', he meanders inside.]

Uh... hello, sir. I'm Peeta Mellark. I was just wondering... what do you mean by psychological services?

Re: Action; placeholder till I get back from vacation

[ectoparody]

[Peter had been leaning back in his chair around the time this young man had walked in, not that he minded people seeing him in a relaxed state. He managed to right himself and gave his /mahogany/ desk a few pats before directing his winning smile towards Peeta]

Well, I myself am a Psychologist, so if there's anything you'd like to sit down and get off your chest, I can always offer you an open ear. You'd be surprised how much just getting stuff into the open helps Mr. Mellark. Is there anything I can help you with in that regard?

or I can cheat and tag you back now hehe

[peeta_bread]

[THAT. IS. MAHOGANY. Peeta walks further into the office, glancing around before looking back at the man.]

I've got a lot of problems, Mr. ...Venkman?

That works :3

[ectoparody]

Please, call me Pete, I like things to be relaxed around here.

[He walked around his desk and extended his hand for Peeta to shake]

Well, I just opened Peeta, so I have a lot of time to listen. Would you like anything to drink or eat though? It's a real scorcher out today, not quite as bad as it is in New York, but jeez, country air dries out like wet clothes in the desert.

[peeta_bread]

Okay. Just a glass of water, please, if it's not too much trouble.

[ectoparody]

Sure, no problem at all, take a seat if you want.

[Venkman gave Peeta a small pat on the shoulder before walking over to the table where he kept two large pitchers. He grabbed one and poured the crystal clear liquid into it before heading back over and handing it to the young man]

There you are. Now, where...

[Peter said as he clapped his hands together and leaned against the nearest convenient wall]

Would you like to start on all this?

[ectobabble]

[Ray did a double-take as he strolled past the door on his way to get an ice cream cone. well. this was a new thing. he opened the door and poked his head in, eyebrows raised]

Almost missed it without the graffiti on the frosted glass, Pete.

[ectoparody]

[Peter had been adjusting one of his potted plants out of boredom when Ray had walked in, and turned around with a chuckle, having expected his friend to show up sooner or later]

I know, right? I think that really added some flare to the old office~

[ectobabble]

I know a girl who does murals. I can have her come over and fix that for you. [he snickers, edging his way inside]

Looks good. What brought this on? [it couldn't have just been a sudden bout of straightforward philanthropy. in his experience, Venkman was about as fond of those as food poisoning]

[ectoparody]

[Peter gave a shrug as he placed his back against a wall]

Boredom mostly. I figure it'll get me out of the castle for a bit, gimme something to do, perhaps make a little cash on the side. Being cooped up...eh, 's not doin it for me, you know?

[ectobabble]

Yeah, I do. That's why I go help at the animal shelter where I got Blue, sometimes. It's nice to get out and around, see the town. Studying the castle is an opportunity I wouldn't turn down for anything, but... It's nice to do some normal stuff, too.

[fistfullofmagic]

[It's not long before a certain eternally lost angel wanders into the office. He's somewhat surprised to see a familiar face.]

...You're the man from the library.

[ectoparody]

[Peter stopped spinning in his nice chair long enough to register the person who had just walked in, and with a chuckle, gave him a small nod]

I could say the same to you...I think.

[He was pretty sure he was looking at a man...but with all that long blonde hair...he wasn't 100 percent sure]

Anyways, what brings you out this way?

[fistfullofmagic]

Just...wandering.

[Nope, not going to mention that it's because his Loss is to be eternally lost. ...Well, maybe with some prompting. At any rate, he seems oblivious to the purpose of the office and that the occupant of said office isn't quite sure he's a man.]

[ectoparody]

Getting some fresh air and enjoying the day we're having? Can't say that's a bad idea at all~ You look a little...lost though, first time in town?

[fistfullofmagic]

...Yes.

[kungfuwitch]

[Phoebe's eyebrows raised when she saw the sign. She lightly knocked before opening the door and peeking her head in]

Hello?

[ectoparody]

[Pete looked up from fiddling around with a pen as he heard someone call out, and behold if he didn't see Phoebe, seeing as he hadn't seen her since the lobster hallway. He gave her a small smile as well as wave while he leaned back into his chair, shifting a bit so it was more comfortable]

And a hello to you too. What brings you out this way?

[kungfuwitch]

I was taking a walk and saw your sign. I didn't know you were a psychologist.