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[jetset]

[ so, jet is out at the duck pond with dro. not that weird, right?

well, except for what he's doing, at the moment.

there's a life-sized mannequin of a person in a fire nation uniform floating out in the pond. upon closer inspection, one will see that it is the very image and likeness of a certain stupid scarface prince. jet is very determinedly trying to sink it. he has tied rocks to it, and he is also dropping heavy stones onto it, but. it keeps resurfacing. what's more, every time a stone hits it, a certain voice floats out of the chest area, saying things like:

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A PERMANENT LESSON! ON MY FACE!"

and

"Thith is therious guyth!"

looks like jet got his present from the castle.

so, you're welcome to hear those splashing sounds as jet dictates angrily: ]

The journals being wiped clean is one thing, but finding this thing in my closet? What the hell is going on?

[ ooc; things that plurk made me do™ ]

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OH MY GODDDDD i seriously can't stop laughing

[ino]

[walking by and ... what ... the fuck ... is going on here ...........]

THITH IS THERIOUS KAYLA

[jetset]

[ jet plunks another stone determinedly down onto it, not noticing her right away. ]

"HONOUUUR!"

Shut up!

BRB RESTORING MY HONOR

[ino]

Um ....

GOOD, NO PERMANENT FACE LESSONS FOR YOU

[jetset]

[ he whips around--

oh. it's ino. he drags a hand through his hair and then plants them both on his waist. ]

Oh. Hey.

[save_the_souls]

[Also walking by, when he sees this scene and stalls in his tracks]

[What in the world...]

[ino]

Hi.

[.... tilts her head a little to peer past him at the dummy in the lake lmfao]

[jetset]

[ he turns in tandem with her, and then faces her again. ]

Yeah, I'm just trying to get rid of a little problem that showed up today.

[ he grabs another rock and heaves it. next to him, dro gives a kind of doggy sigh. ]

[jetset]

[ heave. splash! ]

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A--"

Yeah, I bet your father taught you a lot of stuff.

[ he turns, and spots allen. ]

Hey, buddy, toss me that rock, would you?

[ino]

... Is that supposed to be Zuko?

[jetset]

Zuko, Lee, Her Highness -- whatever he's calling himself these days.

[ he aims a smaller rock at zuko's head. ]

[ino]

[blinks, clearly surprised]

I've never heard him go by anything other than Zuko.

[save_the_souls]

T-The rock?

What is that thing? [WHY DOES IT LOOK FAMILIAR]

[jetset]

[ that gets his attention, and he turns fully towards ino. ]

Because he probably doesn't want to mess up whatever good guy image he cooked up here. That, and the fake name thing is a way of saving his own skin.

[ he frowns. ]

How do you know him?

[jetset]

It's an eyesore, is what it is. [ he glares at it for good measure. ] Yes, the rock, the big one by your foot.

[save_the_souls]

Um...a-all right...

[He picks up the rock with one hand and tosses it over. Don't get hit! ]

[ino]

"Good guy image"? What do you mean?

[and she pauses at that question. "he was friends with my friend and he came to my fake loss wedding in animal crossing town and proceeded to curse so explicitly that it distracted everyone so we could run away when i came to my senses, and now i just see him around sometimes?"


.... nah]

I know most people around here, at least in passing. How do you know him?

[jetset]

[ he catches it with both hands, bending at the knees a little to absorb the impact. he spares a second to wonder how a shrimpy little guy like that picked it up with one hand, but there are more important matters at hand. he dumps it onto zuko's chest area. ]

"I WILL CAPTURE THE AVATARRR!"

Why won't it sink?!

[save_the_souls]

[This shrimpy guy can pick you up one handed too B( He watches]

Maybe if you tie rocks to all it's limbs-

Is that supposed to be Zuko?

[jetset]

[ lmao. ]

He's Fire Nation. Fire Nation Royalty. You might not know what that means, but trust me, he's no good. He tried to pass himself off as one of the good guys in the Earth Kingdom for a while, but I saw through him soon enough.

[ he making the ugly face. ]

[jetset]

[ >:/ showoff ]

Already tried it; the rocks might as well as have been made of fur.

[ he frowns. ]

Don't tell me you know him too.

this is freaking brilliant. bravo, I say.

[thedicearecast]

[Amelia only spoke to Zuko once, and never actually met him during her previous stay. So to her, it looks like some idiot playing with an overgrown doll out on the pond--an overgrown, overly noisy doll.

After a few minutes of watching, she'll walk over to the kid.]

I give up. What are you trying to do?

[sexyhitchhiker]

[walking by and just. Stopping to stare.]

What the hell are you doing?

/bows. though yuff and kayla are mostly responsible LMAO

[jetset]

[ after yet around attempt -- "HONOUUUUR!" -- jet huffs, and turns around to face the newcomer grumpily. ]

That should be obvious. I'm trying to sink it.

[jetset]

"UNCLE, your feet smell like wet garbage!"

Shut up!

[ he rounds on natsuki. ]

I'm not sure how much more obvious it can get.

[thedicearecast]

By throwing rocks at it?

[Amelia doesn't know much about water, being from a desert planet. But even she can tell that this probably won't work.]

Looks like you're doing a pretty bad job.