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[jetset]

[ so, jet is out at the duck pond with dro. not that weird, right?

well, except for what he's doing, at the moment.

there's a life-sized mannequin of a person in a fire nation uniform floating out in the pond. upon closer inspection, one will see that it is the very image and likeness of a certain stupid scarface prince. jet is very determinedly trying to sink it. he has tied rocks to it, and he is also dropping heavy stones onto it, but. it keeps resurfacing. what's more, every time a stone hits it, a certain voice floats out of the chest area, saying things like:

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A PERMANENT LESSON! ON MY FACE!"

and

"Thith is therious guyth!"

looks like jet got his present from the castle.

so, you're welcome to hear those splashing sounds as jet dictates angrily: ]

The journals being wiped clean is one thing, but finding this thing in my closet? What the hell is going on?

[ ooc; things that plurk made me do™ ]

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OH MY GODDDDD i seriously can't stop laughing

[ino]

[walking by and ... what ... the fuck ... is going on here ...........]

THITH IS THERIOUS KAYLA

[jetset]

[ jet plunks another stone determinedly down onto it, not noticing her right away. ]

"HONOUUUR!"

Shut up!

BRB RESTORING MY HONOR

[ino]

Um ....

[save_the_souls]

[Also walking by, when he sees this scene and stalls in his tracks]

[What in the world...]

[jetset]

[ heave. splash! ]

"MY FATHER TAUGHT ME A--"

Yeah, I bet your father taught you a lot of stuff.

[ he turns, and spots allen. ]

Hey, buddy, toss me that rock, would you?

[save_the_souls]

T-The rock?

What is that thing? [WHY DOES IT LOOK FAMILIAR]

this is freaking brilliant. bravo, I say.

[thedicearecast]

[Amelia only spoke to Zuko once, and never actually met him during her previous stay. So to her, it looks like some idiot playing with an overgrown doll out on the pond--an overgrown, overly noisy doll.

After a few minutes of watching, she'll walk over to the kid.]

I give up. What are you trying to do?

/bows. though yuff and kayla are mostly responsible LMAO

[jetset]

[ after yet around attempt -- "HONOUUUUR!" -- jet huffs, and turns around to face the newcomer grumpily. ]

That should be obvious. I'm trying to sink it.

[thedicearecast]

By throwing rocks at it?

[Amelia doesn't know much about water, being from a desert planet. But even she can tell that this probably won't work.]

Looks like you're doing a pretty bad job.

[sexyhitchhiker]

[walking by and just. Stopping to stare.]

What the hell are you doing?

[jetset]

"UNCLE, your feet smell like wet garbage!"

Shut up!

[ he rounds on natsuki. ]

I'm not sure how much more obvious it can get.

[sexyhitchhiker]

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. How many other sane people do you see trying to drown effigies of Zuko?

[noblefive]

[Well, this is interesting.

Jorge is just going to lean against a tree and watch for a bit, amused, even though you can't tell that from under the helmet]

You tried filling it full of rocks?

[This is said after about five minutes of watching. Unless Jet notices the 7'4" armour-clad man beforehand.]

[jetset]

[ we'll say he doesn't, because golly, he sure does want to drown this stupid thing!! dro does, though, and eyes him placidly.

jet turns at the question, arches a brow at the get-up and the height, before replying. ]

Weighed it down with rocks; that didn't do much.

What is Dro? :3

[noblefive]

Huh.

[Jorge takes a few steps closer, eyeing the thing]

You sure you're able to sink it?

[wolfuncaged]

[So much staring]

...Is...there a person in that contraption?

[Dude are you trying to DROWN someone?]

[jetset]

I. Wish.

[ plonk. splash! ]

"Thith is therious guyth!"

Oh, shut up.

[optimystic]

[someone is just walking by, all bundled up in her winter ware? Maya!!! But she pauses when she hears a familiar voice.... and then another sulky kind of voice? She follows the noise and pauses when she sees the floating body thing]

.............. Zuko?

[jetset]

[ he huffs again, as yet another attempt to sink the stupid thing is unsuccessful. he glances at the new girl, frowning. ]

Not exactly. Though I wouldn't say no to dumping him in the lake either.

dictated

[selfless]

E-Everyone got presents from the castle. Maybe that's what you found?

backatcha

[jetset]

Aren't presents supposed to be things that you'd like?

HA finally got let into the comms B)

[honorinflames]

[huh... something sounds weirdly familiar...

following these strange noises until he reaches the pond and sees... this.



...what the hell is he even looking at, here]

heh heh HEH B)

[jetset]

[ you're looking into the face of your own destruuction, zuko.

except not really. ]

"Hi, Zuko here."

I already know your name, I just want you to si--

[ oh but wait. what's this?? he whips around as zuko approaches, and glares. ]

dictated

[waterbends]

[Okay.

Okay.

Wait.

What?

What?

Katara's voice will just come - tentatively through the journal.]

Is that...

Jet..

Why does that sound like Zuko?

o/

[jetset]

[ well, he knew this was going to come soon enough. irritably: ]

Don't ask me; I didn't make the thing. I wanna have a couple words with whoever did, though.