1st Transmutation

[unexculpable]

[Ok, this whole books talking to him thing was really, really weird and he did not like it at all, but he didn't have much of a choice when it came to forms of communication. He had done a bit of exploring, tried to figure out just where he was while looking for Al. Hell, he was looking for anyone familiar. Clearly he was not succesful because the voice coming from the journal is loud and very, very irritated.]

First thing's first. I'm looking for my little brother. His name is Alphonse Elric, goes by Al. He's hard to miss, wears a big suit of armor. If any of you know where I can find him I'd appreciate it.

[He takes a deep breath.]

Alright, I have questions and I want answers. Now.

[Listen and be amazed as the tone of his voice goes from irritated to pissed off in less than .001 seconds.]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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[kamenriderdecade]

Shouting isn't going to help you find answers.

[unexculpable]

Not telling me anything useful isn't going to get me answers either.

[kamenriderdecade]

I only arrived here recently so I don't have any answers for you. Consider this the next best thing; a bit of friendly advice between a pair of newbies.

[Said in the most condescending tone of voice ever.]

[unexculpable]

Tch, friendly advice my ass.

[kamenriderdecade]

You won't get far with that kind've attitude, you know.

But it's fine, I'll expect my 'thank you' later once you've settled in.

[unexculpable]

Don't hold your breath. I don't plan on staying long. I'm finding my brother and we're getting out of here.

[kamenriderdecade]

I'm pretty sure that wherever you're from, this isn't it.

So you can try leaving, but you'll just be heading into a world you're unfamiliar with. Whatever 'urgent business' I'm sure you'll tell me you have to attend to, you won't be able to deal with it here.

So you should try calming down and get used to your new surroundings for a while.

[unexculpable]

Look, the last thing I need right now is some jackass talking to me through a book telling me what to do.

I'm finding my brother and we're going home. That's all there is to it.

[kamenriderdecade]

How about we make it official, then?

If you're still here in two weeks you have to follow me around and do as I say for two weeks.

If you leave, I'll come with you and do everything you say until the day I die.

[unexculpable]

Fine. You're on.

[kamenriderdecade]

I look forward to it, then.

[Cause he's totally relying on loopholes to win this no matter what.]

[unexculpable]

Yeah, I'm sure you are.

Who are you anyway? I'll need a way to contact you after I win this.

[kamenriderdecade]

Tsukasa Kadoya. And you are..?

[unexculpable]

Edward Elric. ... You from Xing or something?

[kamenriderdecade]

Xing?

[A pause.]

Not sure.

[unexculpable]

...

How are you not sure? You are or you aren't.

[kamenriderdecade]

I don't know where I'm from.

In fact, I don't remember anything but my name.

[And...one other thing, but lets not introduce ourselves as the destroyer of worlds shall we.]

So I could be from there and not even know it.

[unexculpable]

[oh well. now he feels like an ass.]

... Sorry.

[kamenriderdecade]

[There's a pause, then a chuckle.]

I didn't think you were the sensitive type.

[unexculpable]

[fdjskfja brb being flustered and indignant.]

Yeah, well I take it back if you're gonna laugh at me, asshole!

[he mumbles under his breath.]It's not like I'm some heartless bastard, jeeze.

[kamenriderdecade]

[He knew pissing Edward off would distract him from feeling bad about it.

Not that he's gonna admit his trolling is in any way kind.]

I didn't take you for one. You couldn't have known, after all, so I'd hardly call a slip up heartless in any way.

[unexculpable]

Tch, whatever.

[kamenriderdecade]

Well then, see you when the time comes Elric.

[Totally closing the book on you now.

But he just knows he's never going to stop hassling you for kicks later.]