1st Transmutation

[unexculpable]

[Ok, this whole books talking to him thing was really, really weird and he did not like it at all, but he didn't have much of a choice when it came to forms of communication. He had done a bit of exploring, tried to figure out just where he was while looking for Al. Hell, he was looking for anyone familiar. Clearly he was not succesful because the voice coming from the journal is loud and very, very irritated.]

First thing's first. I'm looking for my little brother. His name is Alphonse Elric, goes by Al. He's hard to miss, wears a big suit of armor. If any of you know where I can find him I'd appreciate it.

[He takes a deep breath.]

Alright, I have questions and I want answers. Now.

[Listen and be amazed as the tone of his voice goes from irritated to pissed off in less than .001 seconds.]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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dictated;

[kickthecanplz]

Alphonse Elric?

Wow. That was fast, even for this place.

[dictated forever etc]

[unexculpable]

Wait, so you know him? He's here?

dictated

[kamenriderdecade]

Shouting isn't going to help you find answers.

[unexculpable]

Not telling me anything useful isn't going to get me answers either.

Dictated

[is0latedthinker]

[Okay, he can understand why Edward is upset - he's missing his brother, not to mention he just found himself in a crazy castle with a talking book.

But the screaming was a bit much.]

Alphonse? He just got here recently - he was looking for you. Edward, right?

[unexculpable]

[Welcome to Overreacting 101 taught by Professor Edward Elric.]

Wh-

Yeah, that's me. You know him?

[noblefive]

Alphonse? Yeah. I know him.

[unexculpable]

You do? Any idea where I can find him?

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[snacklist]

[Al had been quietly reading in the library, making notes in the corner of a page of his journal, when suddenly...]

[snacklist]

H-Hey! You shouldn't shout through the journals, people could be in the library and it's rude!

[Frantically looking over his shoulder to see if he has disturbed anyone.]

[snacklist]

[Wait...]

Brother?!

[courageous_wit]

I met Alphonse! I'm sure you'll be reunited soon.

[unexculpable]

So he's actually here?

Do you have any idea where I could find him?

Dictated

[modernholmes]

I've met him over these journals. What do you mean by armor?

And there's no need to be that loud.

[unexculpable]

Yeah, whatever.

He wears a suit of armor. ... It's a hobby.

Dictated forever

[onlyanapple]

My, aren't we full of rage issues?

[unexculpable]

My, aren't we helpful?

Look, All I want right now is to find my little brother, kick the ass of whoever brought us here and get home. So are you gonna help or what?

[cheerupemoborg]

You should try asking politely. More flies with honey, you know.

[unexculpable]

I really don't care who answers right now as long as they know how I can get the hell out of here.

Besides, whoever thought of that idiom is an idiot. Why the hell would you want to attract flies?

dictated;

[amiable]

Ah! Please don't yell!

[unexculpable]

Tch --

[He huffs. Well. She did say please.]

Whatever, fine. So do you know Al?

[vengefully]

You're in Paradisa.

If your brother is here you'll find out soon enough from the journal.

[unexculpable]

And where is that, exactly?

dictated forever

[frogs]

Welcome to castle wonderfuck!

[hehehehe]

[unexculpable]

[.................]

You sound way too happy about that.

[goldencirclet]

YAY!

[unexculpable]

[That was... unexpected.]

... What?

dictated

[psych0p0mps]

[The voice of a young half-asleep girl filters over the journal.]

ughhhhh what do you want
some of us are trying to sleep

[.............. why yes it is like three in the afternoon]

[unexculpable]

At three in the afternoon?

[lol pot meet kettle.]

[cantacquityou]

Something seems very familiar about that reaction of yours. Might you be new here?

[unexculpable]

How'd you guess?

/is late - sob

[wishmadeinfire]

How much have you been told so far?

/is later

[unexculpable]

... A lot.

[peacockherald]

I do not think anyone has a very good answer for, sadly. Even I still do not know and never got a good answer when I initially asked.

[unexculpable]

Seems like a continuing trend. I haven't had a hell of a lot of success either.