First Lesson

[innerpeace]

Alright panda! What did you do this time?

[It had to be Po's fault right? He couldn't just randomly end up somewhere that wasn't the Jade Palace on his own...right?]

If it's not the panda...[Muttering, so much muttering.] Master Oogway! Did you do this? Is this some sort of lesson? [Please don't let this be a lesson about the panda. Don't tell him it's about the panda. He's had enough of the panda.

Really.]

Master? Please?

[A sigh and then he casually picks up the journal as he heads for the door, not exactly paying attention to where it is he is or going, instead talking reading the journal as he does, ears twitching.

A short, big eared panda is now wandering the castle, occasionally muttering into the journal about how things look different.]

((OOC: Open! All over the castle, the journal etc. And yes hugging/picking up/petting/etc is totally fine :3))

Comments

dictated;

[encryptedlock]

...Panda? Huh?

[DID SOMEONE ELSE GO ON A PANDA LOSS? Please say someone else went on a panda loss.]

dictated;

[innerpeace]

[No someone else IS a panda. Why couldn't he meet you on your loss bro?

As it stands he momentarily freaks out in the hallway to stare at the journal. Before calming down.

Weirder things in the Jade Palace besides talking books. It's just, you know, new.]

Yes a panda. [Sigh.] A rather large, rather fat, panda that has attempted kung fu. Wears pants, has no shirt on. You know where he is?

[Wow way to be respectful of your student Shifu. He sounds rather bored as he talks about him though.]

dictated;

[encryptedlock]

--Pandas can do kung fu? Can I get that for the record?

[see guys he told you pandas were awesome!]

That is, I haven't seen any pandas around lately. Especially not ones wearing pants.

dictated;

[innerpeace]

[Uh what? Of course they can do kung fu. Even a mantis can do kung fu.

So he's rather confused as he peers more at the book.]

Of course pandas can do kung fu. [Such a flat statement.] And you haven't? [He sounds hopeful!] How about a very tall turtle? He would have a staff, speak in riddles. Discovered the secrets of kung fu...[Ringing any bells York?]

actionnnn.

[psych0p0mps]

[Welp, Aradia's still kind of bummed from earlier, but she's doing a little better. So when she's flying back to her room later on, and sees a little fuzzy dude in the hallway.........]

Oh.



Hi.

Oh booy

[innerpeace]

[You know he's used to people flying around. So it just gets an ear flick as he walks by, and he raises a hand at her.]

Hello.

[...]

You new here?

[Oh yes it's just some dream and he's really in the Jade Palace. Right?]

Re: Oh booy

[psych0p0mps]

[She lands and raises an eyebrow.]

I've been here almost fifteen and a half months, so if anyone is new here, it is probably you.

[doublethefun]

[here's a blue pony, clip-clopping down the hall and yawning rather widely. And not quite looking at where she's going or if she might be about to trip over a small red panda wearing funny clothes or something like that. Ah, the downfalls of being used to having everypony clear the way for you.]

[innerpeace]

[Oh well then. You know he's used to it himself being a kung fu master and all and frankly? He's not expecting anyone to be around. It's all an entire dream set up by Oogway the crazy turtle to teach him a lesson.

So he's totally heading for the big blue pony and running into her. Oh hi Luna.]

I'm sor - [His reaction stalled as he looks up at her.

Oh you're tall.

And blue can't forget that.]

[doublethefun]

[and when something hits her, she automatically shies back, wings flapping and oh. Huh. A red panda.

All four hooves on the floor now:]

My most sincere apologies, sir. I should really pay attention to mine surroundings.

ACTIOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

[accidentalrebellion]

[On some random corridor because it's 2 am and I don't want to think that hard......

There's a 17-year-old girl up and about, who may also may or may not exactly be explicitly paying attention to where she's going. (A 17-year-old girl with a bow and a quiver of arrows. This may be important to mention.) Who knows what sorts of wonders she could run into.]

[innerpeace]

[Oh that's good because Shifu loves random corridors man, best thing to walk down!

There's a little ol' red panda walking down the corridor herp a derp his nose in the journal and totally looking like some giant thing to kill. Or rather an over size raccoon.

Just red and carrying a journal and dressed all funnily.

What do Katniss? WHAT DO?]

[accidentalrebellion]

[It's at that moment that Katniss spots something walking down this corridor that should not be walking down this corridor. Some kind of creature she's never seen before. And not only that? It's wearing clothes.

She freezes, studying. Wary.

What do? There's only one obvious answer to that question.

An arrow is locked and loaded faster than you can say, "Mutt!" And soon flies in the general direction of this... thing.]

Action

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming's a bit new himself, so he's been busy exploring the castle and in general finding out more information. and also avoiding people from home.

When he hears Shifu muttering while around a corner in a random hallway he puts a hand on his pistol and takes a quick look to see- oh. Looks like that probably won't be necessary. Still, what are you?]

Well. You're certainly not what I'd expected.

[Here's a guy with a ridiculous accent in white suit of armor, Shifu.]

Action

[innerpeace]

[That's an accent he doesn't recognize and he's instantly on guard, stiffening and readying himself to strike the weirdly shaped tall person in front of him in weird ass armor.

Oh hi Wyoming.]

No, and you're not what I expected to see. What sort of creature are you? [Congratulations Wyoming you're the first human-shaped human he's met.]

Action

[knock_knock]

[Folding his arms and looking down at you, now. He's really not intimidated at all, in his weird ass armor. And yup- this thing is definitely what was muttering.]

I was about to ask the same, old chap, but I suppose I could answer first.

I'm a human. Your turn.

[He's considering the pros and cons of picking you up to look at you, dude. And if you think Wyoming's confusing wait till Gary decides to say something.]

Action

[noblefive]

[And as if all the other guys in armour weren't enough, here's the biggest of them all. Jorge pauses as he walks the corridors, hearing muttering.

And looks doooown.]

Huh. This is new.

Action

[innerpeace]

[And he looks up at Jorge. You know height really doesn't bother him. It's the armor.

So taking a step back and his ears flatten out a little bit before he responds.]

Another one. [Flat tone.] And you have no idea.

Forever~

[noblefive]

I assume you've met the Freelancers? [Judging by the panda's words.] Smaller than me?

So. New to the castle, huh?

action

[3_butterflies]

[omg CUTE ANIMAL CUTE ANIMAL CUTE ANIMAL

Fluttershy is so absolutely excited to see such a new creature that she's shaking... as she hides from around the corner, watching him. She's still shy and doesn't want to bother him, but... h-he's so cute...]

action

[innerpeace]

[He's happy that she didn't just attack him or anything but for now he's just going around that corner and well, or hi there.

And he sounds actually nice when he sees her shaking.]

Hello, can I ask who you may be?

[He met Luna after all may as well right?]

action

[3_butterflies]

[Whoops. Time for forced social interaction.]

O-oh! I'm... uh... F-Fluttershy...

[huffythedragon]

[Hi there, Shifu, there's a tiny little dragon who just walked into you. Being back in his own body, he hasn't quite gotten used to being so short again. He falls back and rubs his head. Ow]

Uh...sorry. Wasn't looking where I was going.

[innerpeace]

[Oh no it's cool he's a little used to it. Geese and pigs are the worst man so he just stumbles back himself shaking his head happy for kung fu grace. At least they're sort of the same height?]

No, no it's fine...[And he sounds young so he's just going to offer a paw to pull him up.] You alright?

[huffythedragon]

[Spike accepts it and doesn't seem that bothered with a talking red panda at all. Lucky for you, Shifu]

I'm fine, I'm made of tougher stuff.