Dictated

[builds]

All right, first things first... Huh, would you look at that? This really is writing down whatever I say. That's neat. Kind of looks like my handwriting, too.

...Where was I? Right. First things.

Impetus Tower was a ridiculous name, so I took the liberty of renaming it to the Stark Tower.

Still working on changing the name at the entrance. Castle doesn't seem to like it, keeps changing it back. Heard it was sentient, didn't hear it was stubborn. [ But that's okay, Tony is more stubborn. ]

Second, there was a flood of condoms out of the tower. I'm just going to come out and say it, because I know somebody out there was thinking it; that was not my fault. Came out of a young lady's room, in fact. Not going to ask why - it's none of my business - but I'd recommend a little more discretion next time.

Third, I've had problems sleeping lately. Is this possibly related to my "loss?" Because I work long nights, I need to be able to get my sleep in the morning. Might need to try sleeping pills next. Doctors and medical types? Hook me up.


[ Avengers ]

[ And that means real Avengers - Robin Hood and Captain America. ]

Working on getting surveillance set up around Loki's room. He's on the fourth floor, room 414, if you didn't know. He's pretty observant, but not really used to technology, so that's our best bet for it.

Also, I apparently used to be here. Some guy I ran into [ lol Clark ] told me people here still know me. Going to set up a filter to people who knew me from before, let them know about Loki. Get them on our side, and then we can tell everybody about Loki. Too many people for him to spin his way out.

Man, am I a genius or what? Oh, right, I am.


[ People who knew him before and trust him ]

Hey guys. Heard I was here before. Just thought I should let you all know that I'm back.

Oh, and that I don't remember any of you.

Now that we've got that out of the way, I have something to tell you. There's a guy here. Name's Loki. You might recognize it. You know, from Norse mythology. God of tricksters and liars? Or something like that - close enough. Anyway, he's here. He's from my world. And he is the world's biggest bastard.

And he has terrible fashion sense on top of that.

Let me level with you. He's evil - and I used to be in weapons manufacturing, so I don't use that word lightly. He led an alien invasion that would have taken the world, he killed almost a hundred people on his own before the aliens even came, and he also murdered a guy I know.

He can't be underestimated. Guy could take on some of the world's top fighters - not necessarily win, but take them on regardless. And that's in a straight-up fight; his main skill is in deceit and misdirection.

He's also got this... scepter, spear thing. If he touches you with it, he can do this mind control thing. I don't know if he has it here, but better safe than sorry.

I'm letting you guys know because hopefully you trust me. Loki's pretending to be human, or at least not evil, but it is a trick. One that will work spectacularly if we just went in and stomped his ass to the ground, and then he cries for help and suddenly every other hero here and their mother want to stop us.

In summary: Hi guys, I'm back, and keep your eyes out for Loki.

Comments

Dictated forever

[whichwayyoulean]

...Why did you change the name of the tower? I liked Impetus, it has a nice ring to it.

[builds]

Let's face it. Stark Tower sounds better. Impetus just sounds like some sort of medical condition.

[people who knew Tony filter]

[spongetastic]

Hey, Stark. My name is Peter Petrelli.

Thanks for the warning. I'll be on the look-out for him.

[people who knew Tony filter]

[builds]

Peter Petrelli. Right. [ So going to forget. Best have Jarvis or Pepper remember for him. ]

Just keep in mind, he's a good liar. And pretty clever, so don't, you know, walk up and ask if he's evil. Because he'll know something's up.

[persequor]

You are not a Stark.

[ Hey, future uncle. Meet your future niece. She's a darling girl. So sweet. ]

[builds]

Tony Stark. So, yes I am.

In fact, you could pretty much say that I am the Stark.

[ DARLING. Clearly. ]

[wintercat]

[Somewhat amused.] Stark Tower?

[builds]

Name's Tony Stark. I live at the top of the tower. It seems fitting.

[changethings]

Stark Tower? Really. That isn't egotistical in the slightest.

[builds]

Should've seen the last one. Had my name on the top in lights. Huge, too.

[People who knew Tony filter]

[encryptedlock]

Welcome back, in case I didn't say it the first time. Got any detail on this Loki character, like what he looks like, any aliases he might be using?

Also? The name change isn't gonna stick. Just warning you now.

[People who knew Tony filter]

[builds]

All right, details.

Slicked back black hair, usually. About [ idk height here ]. Buuut he uses illusions, so that might be entirely helpful. Guy's tricky.

sup bro

[wagers]

Are you human? You're human, right?

:3c

[builds]

Last time I checked, yes.

[save_the_souls]

[Oh he can see that filter....but also feels very awkward about saying anything so he'll just take note of this and remain quiet]

Dictated

[jimfromit]

You're very...American aren't you?

Dictated

[builds]

Incredibly American.

What is hiatus?

[hullo_sweetie]

[She's stuck on just one thing]

Condoms? Really?

I have no clue :|a

[builds]

Not a joke, I'm afraid. It'd be a rather lame joke if it were.

Avengers filter

[valuedstrength]

Thanks for the heads up on his location. I forgot to mention that earlier. Jo mentioned you to me in passing on my first day here. You ran Peace Patrol I think.

[Not addressing the genius part though he's pretty impressed Tony found a solution and formed a solid game plan. Looks like he has more strengths than just a really swell suit.]

Avengers filter

[builds]

Peace Patrol? Really? Please tell me I did not name it.

tony ]

[quits]

[she ... knew him before, so clearly she sees that filter. ha ha logic.]

Do you need a bedtime set? [And yes, she is on her way up there, because where else would she be going?]

pepper ]

[builds]

Pepper, I think I'm a little old for that.

Dictated

[schrodingersghost]

...At least you didn't name it StarkWorks. Or the Stark Op Center.

Dictated

[builds]

Yeah, I try not to name things after me if the names sound really, really bad.

[filtered to Tony Stark]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Well. Guess I'm a little late to say welcome back. Been distracted by the castle's bullshit.

Since you won't know me. Name is Washington. You saved my life once before here. A friend from home was getting a bit too... Friendly. In the tackle you out an eleventh floor window way.

[Washington]

[builds]

Somebody else named after a state. I'm beginning to notice a pattern.

Avengers Filter

[compromisedarrow]

Sounds like a plan. People seem to trust you around here. I have no idea why. [He's joking, really.]

Just to let you know, the kids in the filter before? I'll be filtering all the dangerous stuff away from them, but we need more eyes out there. I'll consult with you and Steve on what we need them to do beforehand. I don't want kids getting hurt when I can get hurt instead.

Avengers Filter

[builds]

Yeah, how about we just. Skip the whole "getting hurt" thing entirely.

[atadiscoverer]

Sleeping pills? I'm sure I'll be able to get you a few...

I'm Dr. Beckett.

[builds]

Tony Stark. I'd appreciate it, really.

[supes]

What kind of aliens?

assuming this is filtered :|a

[builds]

Big ones. Well, some of them were big. Like skyscraper big. And they fly.

Most of them were just green and carry lasers.

[Filter;]

[excalibured]

...There was nothing the matter with the name of the tower.

[:| In fact he liked the name, but he'll...Address the more important shit now]

Thank you for the warning. It would help if I had a description of him, more so than 'terrible clothes' to identify him by.

[A beat] Welcome back, as it were. My name is Arthur Pendragon.

[Filter;]

[builds]

Trust me, the name of the tower was totally wrong for it. But it's fixed now, so no worries.

But yes, let's see. Describing Loki.

He's about [ height here ] tall, slicked black hair, and acts like a total diva. How's that, your majesty?

[wizard_redfive]

[Dairine rolls her eyes. Stark Tower... Honestly, this guy's ego needs to be taken down a few notches.

A few minutes later, CastleNet's floor map suddenly lists it as Impetus Tower again.

Huh. WHO COULD HAVE DONE THAT?]

[builds]

[ Tony doesn't even notice, but Jarvis is on the case, changing it back within seconds.

(yea) ]

dictated;

[mrbigshotarrow]

...How many condoms?