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All right, first things first... Huh, would you look at that? This really is writing down whatever I say. That's neat. Kind of looks like my handwriting, too.
...Where was I? Right. First things.
Impetus Tower was a ridiculous name, so I took the liberty of renaming it to the Stark Tower.
Still working on changing the name at the entrance. Castle doesn't seem to like it, keeps changing it back. Heard it was sentient, didn't hear it was stubborn. [ But that's okay, Tony is more stubborn. ]
Second, there was a flood of condoms out of the tower. I'm just going to come out and say it, because I know somebody out there was thinking it; that was not my fault. Came out of a young lady's room, in fact. Not going to ask why - it's none of my business - but I'd recommend a little more discretion next time.
Third, I've had problems sleeping lately. Is this possibly related to my "loss?" Because I work long nights, I need to be able to get my sleep in the morning. Might need to try sleeping pills next. Doctors and medical types? Hook me up.
[ Avengers ]
[ And that means real Avengers - Robin Hood and Captain America. ]
Working on getting surveillance set up around Loki's room. He's on the fourth floor, room 414, if you didn't know. He's pretty observant, but not really used to technology, so that's our best bet for it.
Also, I apparently used to be here. Some guy I ran into [ lol Clark ] told me people here still know me. Going to set up a filter to people who knew me from before, let them know about Loki. Get them on our side, and then we can tell everybody about Loki. Too many people for him to spin his way out.
Man, am I a genius or what? Oh, right, I am.
[ People who knew him before and trust him ]
Hey guys. Heard I was here before. Just thought I should let you all know that I'm back.
Oh, and that I don't remember any of you.
Now that we've got that out of the way, I have something to tell you. There's a guy here. Name's Loki. You might recognize it. You know, from Norse mythology. God of tricksters and liars? Or something like that - close enough. Anyway, he's here. He's from my world. And he is the world's biggest bastard.
And he has terrible fashion sense on top of that.
Let me level with you. He's evil - and I used to be in weapons manufacturing, so I don't use that word lightly. He led an alien invasion that would have taken the world, he killed almost a hundred people on his own before the aliens even came, and he also murdered a guy I know.
He can't be underestimated. Guy could take on some of the world's top fighters - not necessarily win, but take them on regardless. And that's in a straight-up fight; his main skill is in deceit and misdirection.
He's also got this... scepter, spear thing. If he touches you with it, he can do this mind control thing. I don't know if he has it here, but better safe than sorry.
I'm letting you guys know because hopefully you trust me. Loki's pretending to be human, or at least not evil, but it is a trick. One that will work spectacularly if we just went in and stomped his ass to the ground, and then he cries for help and suddenly every other hero here and their mother want to stop us.
In summary: Hi guys, I'm back, and keep your eyes out for Loki.
...Where was I? Right. First things.
Impetus Tower was a ridiculous name, so I took the liberty of renaming it to the Stark Tower.
Still working on changing the name at the entrance. Castle doesn't seem to like it, keeps changing it back. Heard it was sentient, didn't hear it was stubborn. [ But that's okay, Tony is more stubborn. ]
Second, there was a flood of condoms out of the tower. I'm just going to come out and say it, because I know somebody out there was thinking it; that was not my fault. Came out of a young lady's room, in fact. Not going to ask why - it's none of my business - but I'd recommend a little more discretion next time.
Third, I've had problems sleeping lately. Is this possibly related to my "loss?" Because I work long nights, I need to be able to get my sleep in the morning. Might need to try sleeping pills next. Doctors and medical types? Hook me up.
[ Avengers ]
[ And that means real Avengers - Robin Hood and Captain America. ]
Working on getting surveillance set up around Loki's room. He's on the fourth floor, room 414, if you didn't know. He's pretty observant, but not really used to technology, so that's our best bet for it.
Also, I apparently used to be here. Some guy I ran into [ lol Clark ] told me people here still know me. Going to set up a filter to people who knew me from before, let them know about Loki. Get them on our side, and then we can tell everybody about Loki. Too many people for him to spin his way out.
Man, am I a genius or what? Oh, right, I am.
[ People who knew him before and trust him ]
Hey guys. Heard I was here before. Just thought I should let you all know that I'm back.
Oh, and that I don't remember any of you.
Now that we've got that out of the way, I have something to tell you. There's a guy here. Name's Loki. You might recognize it. You know, from Norse mythology. God of tricksters and liars? Or something like that - close enough. Anyway, he's here. He's from my world. And he is the world's biggest bastard.
And he has terrible fashion sense on top of that.
Let me level with you. He's evil - and I used to be in weapons manufacturing, so I don't use that word lightly. He led an alien invasion that would have taken the world, he killed almost a hundred people on his own before the aliens even came, and he also murdered a guy I know.
He can't be underestimated. Guy could take on some of the world's top fighters - not necessarily win, but take them on regardless. And that's in a straight-up fight; his main skill is in deceit and misdirection.
He's also got this... scepter, spear thing. If he touches you with it, he can do this mind control thing. I don't know if he has it here, but better safe than sorry.
I'm letting you guys know because hopefully you trust me. Loki's pretending to be human, or at least not evil, but it is a trick. One that will work spectacularly if we just went in and stomped his ass to the ground, and then he cries for help and suddenly every other hero here and their mother want to stop us.
In summary: Hi guys, I'm back, and keep your eyes out for Loki.
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If we're playing by that logic, then I'm going to rename it the Once-ler tower.
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Are you the one that booby-trapped the top floor, then?
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Besides, the name's already changed in the castle directory.
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Not for long. [Once he gets access to a computer anyway]
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[ BOY, do you want to go down this route? Do you want to have a cyber battle with Tony Stark? DO YOU WANT THAT? ]
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[YES. YES HE DOES. BRING IT]