(no subject)

[raaaaage]

[so after a bit of initial freaking out, followed by less freaking out, followed by investigating his room, followed by a distinct lack of any conclusions, some guy starts talking to the journal. ...well, he's talking to anyone who might be around (like any S.H.I.E.L.D. agents hiding in his closet or something), but the journal fits that description.]

All right. You got me.

This is... [not fair at all.] ...impressive.

[...and he's really hoping someone'll step forward and start explaining.]

Comments

dictated; Forever

[not_like_the_rest]

Impressive? This place kidnaps you and you're calling it impressive?

dictated foreva

[ino]

What's impressive?

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

What is?

Dictated forever

[cyan_maid]

Sir, I think you're mistaken. This isn't a prank. It would be pretty impressive if it was one, though, wouldn't it?

dictated;

[valuedstrength]

I'm sorry?

dictated; also with the forever thing

[raaaaage]

[oh... a person. okay, good.]

...Well, it usually takes a lot to kidnap me without me noticing.

Mind... explaining what's going on, here?

[not_like_the_rest]

Same here, but impressive? I'd go with disturbing before I went with impressive.

How about a name first? Mines Johanna Mason.

[zeke_developer]

That's...uhh...definitely a way of putting it.

Just arrived, I'm assuming?

dictated

[builds]

It is pretty impressive, isn't it?

aw yeeeah

[raaaaage]

[hey, more voices. from the book. ...all right, progress.]

Just the whole... being transported hundreds of miles without me noticing.

So where are we, Europe...? Germany? ...Switzerland?

[ino]

Oh ... yeah, that. It's probably more than a hundred miles. This is a different planet.

It's called Paradisa.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Wait until it all changes.

Dictated forever

[imalwaysright]

Impressive is not how I would put it.

Dictated

[compromisedarrow]

Dr. Banner?

Dicated;

[raaaaage]

[these are... not the kinds of voices he was expecting to hear out of this thing.]

...Oh, you know. I guess I just don't get kidnapped that often.

forever and ever!

[raaaaage]

[these are REALLY not the kinds of responses he was expecting... all right.]

No, a... prank wasn't really my first guess.

So what's really going on, huh?

dictated;

[raaaaage]

[...wait, okay, now he's just really confused.]

Steve...?

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

[Yeaaah, this voice sounds kinda young.]

Can't say I get kidnapped that much either, but there's a first time for everything.

So... you must be new.

[raaaaage]

[...yeah this it toooootally not the situation he thought he was walking into.]

Mason. [yep. officially weird.] I'm, uh... Bruce Banner.

[raaaaage]

...'Arrived' is also a way of putting it.

[it's getting kind of worrying that no one is claiming responsibility here.]

Does this... happen a lot?

And ever?

[cyan_maid]

It certainly sounded like you thought so! But that's alright. I think that if it was one, it'd be the kind that left people rather sore in the aftermath.

What's really going on? Well, for some reason or another, you've been brought here to Paradisa like the rest of us. It's not anywhere on Earth, or wherever else you might be from. From what I've heard, it's in a completely different dimension, and while I know that's hard to believe, I'm not sure what else it could be!

dictated

[raaaaage]

Tony? [oh thank god. please just say this is somehow all your fault.] Got an explanation for all this...?

[not_like_the_rest]

Do you know another Mason there, Bruce? (Most people don't call her by that name, so she's almost interested why he said it.)

[zeke_developer]

True enough. I suppose you could say "kidnapped" too, but it's hard to claim kidnapping when no one'll take responsibility, y'know?

Well...I wouldn't say "a lot". There doesn't seem to be any kind of set pattern that I've noticed, in terms of people arriving and leaving. Just seems to happen at random.

dictated 1/3

[builds]

Look, the truth is...