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[raaaaage]

[so after a bit of initial freaking out, followed by less freaking out, followed by investigating his room, followed by a distinct lack of any conclusions, some guy starts talking to the journal. ...well, he's talking to anyone who might be around (like any S.H.I.E.L.D. agents hiding in his closet or something), but the journal fits that description.]

All right. You got me.

This is... [not fair at all.] ...impressive.

[...and he's really hoping someone'll step forward and start explaining.]

Comments

dictated; Forever

[not_like_the_rest]

Impressive? This place kidnaps you and you're calling it impressive?

dictated; also with the forever thing

[raaaaage]

[oh... a person. okay, good.]

...Well, it usually takes a lot to kidnap me without me noticing.

Mind... explaining what's going on, here?

dictated foreva

[ino]

What's impressive?

aw yeeeah

[raaaaage]

[hey, more voices. from the book. ...all right, progress.]

Just the whole... being transported hundreds of miles without me noticing.

So where are we, Europe...? Germany? ...Switzerland?

Dictated

[wizard_redfive]

What is?

Dicated;

[raaaaage]

[these are... not the kinds of voices he was expecting to hear out of this thing.]

...Oh, you know. I guess I just don't get kidnapped that often.

Dictated forever

[cyan_maid]

Sir, I think you're mistaken. This isn't a prank. It would be pretty impressive if it was one, though, wouldn't it?

forever and ever!

[raaaaage]

[these are REALLY not the kinds of responses he was expecting... all right.]

No, a... prank wasn't really my first guess.

So what's really going on, huh?

dictated;

[valuedstrength]

I'm sorry?

dictated;

[raaaaage]

[...wait, okay, now he's just really confused.]

Steve...?

[zeke_developer]

That's...uhh...definitely a way of putting it.

Just arrived, I'm assuming?

[raaaaage]

...'Arrived' is also a way of putting it.

[it's getting kind of worrying that no one is claiming responsibility here.]

Does this... happen a lot?

dictated

[builds]

It is pretty impressive, isn't it?

dictated

[raaaaage]

Tony? [oh thank god. please just say this is somehow all your fault.] Got an explanation for all this...?

[fishy_go_byebye]

Wait until it all changes.

[raaaaage]

Changes. [...okay, sure.] Changes to... what, exactly?

Dictated forever

[imalwaysright]

Impressive is not how I would put it.

forever and eveeer!

[raaaaage]

...Well, 'horrible' and 'insane' were my runner-ups.

Dictated

[compromisedarrow]

Dr. Banner?

Dictated

[raaaaage]

[...hey, that sounds a lot like.]

...Clint? Is that you?

[stalkershiki]

Well, yeah, I guess you could call it impressive. I mean, when it's not making your friends disappear or making you go into month long comas, it's actually more on the awesome side of life, but... but I guess "impressive" is a word that you could use, too.

[raaaaage]

Month-long comas. [just when he thinks he might be okay with the idea of a sentient castle, something else gets thrown at him.] Yeah, you sound... pretty calm about all of this.

Voice

[schrodingersghost]

Let me guess, new guy?

Voice

[raaaaage]

[...what is with all these teenagers. it's one thing to kidnap forty-year-old superheroes. that sort of makes sense. but hearing all these kids is really worrying.]

...That's... what people are saying, yeah.

[heloise]

The castle certainly is.

[raaaaage]

Impressive? [catching up--being in several different conversations is hard.] Yeah, it's... not every day you wind up in a sentient one.

[traken_master]

[The Master grinned in amusement, before addressing the new voice coming over the journal.]

It is, in a rather negative way. Welcome to Paradisa. I've been told there's no way to leave here, though I intend to challenge that. Also, something you previously possessed is missing, though it may not be a physical item. Personally, I was robbed of my ability to disguise myself, something I was once expert at.

[raaaaage]

Ah. ...Well, that's... informative, thank you.

[man, that loss bit sounds way less than optimal.]

Dictated

[antichauffeur]

Who got you??

Dictated

[raaaaage]

[--whoa these voices are just sounding younger and younger. D:]

Uh... The castle, I guess. Or whoever brought me here.

[atetheapple]

You're rather calm, about all of this.

[You give off new kid vibes, and...Definitely taking this better than she did]

[raaaaage]

[oooh man. he sighs.]

I wouldn't go that far.

[needtoruleit]

Don't call it that. It doesn't need the ego boost.

[raaaaage]

What, the magical sentient castle has ears now, too?

[he says 'magical sentient castle' like he still doesn't really believe it or want to call it that. :|]

[formercheerio]

You won't say that for long. [ Or he probably will ]

[raaaaage]

...Yeah, thanks. That seems to be pretty unanimous.

/dictated

[cricketycricket]

Isn't it, though! ... Quite a lot left unanswered, though that's really the fun part, if you ask me.

/dictated

[raaaaage]

Yeeeah... I'm not so sure about the "fun" part yet.